Parody! First Elfen Lied fic :)
Summary: He said it would be sunny today. He lied. Now Lucy is stuck in the rain without an umbrella. Who does she vent out on? Will be a series of shorts
-Bloodbath-
Lucy was standing outside the house of Johnny Freeze.
She was rather upset, and that was obvious because of the glare on her pale face, which was somewhat covered by her pink hair.
It was supposed to be sunny today. Her family and her- and by family, she meant Yuka, Mayu, Nana, Wanta, and Kohta- were supposed to go to the beach today. As they were packing up, it started to downpour, and Lucy slipped on a puddle, and... well, you get the idea.
Breaking in was easy. All she had to do was break the windows with her vectors.
As she walked up the stairs, she heard someone snoring. It was still early morning, so it would make sense that her target would be sleeping. But snoring? Snoring was worse- she was going to gouge out the man's eyes just for that.
Her vectors knocked down the door, causing the man to scream.
It was more of 'little girl' scream.
"Don't eat me, Britney Spears!" he shrieked.
Lucy raised one eyebrow, and sliced off the man's head.
"Nyuu?"
Nyu stared at the decapitated body, confused. How did she get here?
She shrugged, and left.