Author's Note: I had this thought and couldn't let it go. I claim no ownership of House MD. Enjoy! 8D!
House was sitting on the roof eating some chips enjoying his time away from clinic duty. He had his laptop with him and he was watching Prescription Passion on it. He was enjoying himself until he saw Cuddy come up.
"House, what the hell are you doing up here? You're supposed to be doing clinic duty!" Cuddy said not at all pleased.
"Can't right now. Daddy's busy." House said turning back to watch his favorite soap opera.
Cuddy walked over and shut off the laptop and closed it and took it away from House.
"House, clinic duty now."
"But mooomm!"
"I said now!"
"Fine."
House went to clinic duty sulking. The next day House tried to hide from clinic duty in the coma guy's room.
Cuddy came in and interrupted House and was clearly pissed off.
"House, how long do I have to play hide and seek with you?" Cuddy asked.
"Just until clinic duty doesn't exist anymore." House answered.
Cuddy rolled her eyes, "If you don't go to clinic duty then I guess I'll move your office to a closet."
"You wouldn't do that. I'm too valuable to you and the hospital."
"Want to bet?"
House sighed and went to clinic duty.
"Yeh, I thought so." Cuddy said triumphantly.
A few months later, House found some more clever hiding spots such as a closet, a blind kid's room, a delivery room, and the chapel. Cuddy was quite surprised and irritated to find House in the delivery room.
"House, what the hell are you doing in the delivery room?!"
"What does it look like? I'm delivering babies."
"God, House." Cuddy said watching the woman start to give birth, "Okay just finish what you're doing right now and get to clinic duty."
Cuddy had a hard time finding House in the other hiding places. She eventually decided to ask House's team.
"Where's House?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen him all day." Chase said.
"None of us have seen him." Cameron said.
"Dr. Foreman?" Cuddy asked.
"Why are you asking me? I'm not his babysitter. Look, none of us have seen him all day. Why don't you ask Wilson?"
Cuddy nodded her head and went next door to Wilson's office.
"Have you seen House?"
"No, I haven't. Have you checked the coma guy's room?"
"Yes, I also looked on the roof, in the morgue, the delivery room, and the psyic ward."
"Well either he's not here yet or he's found another good place to hide."
Cuddy began to check patient's rooms and found him with the blind kid.
"Seriously, House?" Cuddy asked.
"What? It's not like he can see me." House said.
"Yeh, but I bet he could hear you. House, you're supposed to be in clinic duty."
"And you're supposed to be in your pretty little office working your cute big ass off and rocking the low cut shirts."
"If you go to clinic duty, I'll have the nurses wear lower cut shirts."
"Oh, bribery. I guess the girls want to be bad today."
"Do you want to take the deal or not?"
"Are you kidding? Of course I want to take the deal."
A few months later, House hid from clinic duty again. He was in a closet when Chase and Cameron walked in kissing each other. They nearly freaked out when they noticed House.
"House, what are you doing in here?" Cameron asked.
"I could ask you the same question, but I already know the answer." House said hiding his slightly disgusted expression.
"Get out." Cameron ordered sternly.
"I would rather watch."
"Get out."
"Fine."
House got out of the closet trying to forget what he just saw. He never went near a closet in the hospital again.
Author's Note: Do you want to see more or is this good? Tell me please.