Chapter 1
hagrid ran around int he forest because he was worried about getting too fat. He saw a mountain and ran up but it was hard because it was slippery so he was sliding down almost as much as he was running up.
iif everything were opposite it would be better. he cast a spell and suddenly he wasn't worried about being too fat anymore because veerythin so he was super fit and slim. BUT HE WAS BALD! Now he had to find a way to not be bald anymore. he thought so hard so that he started to worry that it would make him go balder.
It was a very sad sight. Harry potter was a girl! And harry didn't have any glasses! Hagrid was terrified but notied that he also was a girl. With huge muscles. Hagrid wrestled down harry and tried to lift him up but he was so fat and tall! Harry screamed oh my god hagrid what the fuck are you doing! let go of me! Hagrid let go and felt a little ashamed. Harry and hagrid stood there. Harry asked: why are you so incredibly fit and bald? and what's up with those huge knockers?
SILENCE hagrid said. I'm not the one who is way too fat and naked! i can see all of your stuff and wow. I'm way too drunk for this said hagrid and went to his corner.