More songs (YIPPIE)
By Yuffie Valentine
The girls of Final Fantasy VII have a few songs to sing!
just a thief-Yuffie (Just a Girl-No Doubt)
Take your rifle arm off my forehead
I'm caught and it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know exactly what I did
My town is forcing me to take your materia
Cause I'm just a thief, cute lil me
Don't let that full cure out of your sights
I'm just a thief all evil and sneaky
So don't let me summon the knights
Oooh, I think I'll get out of here
The moment the slot is empty
So many places for me to run and hide
Can't restore town I love so dear
Cause it's this town that I fear
Cause I'm just a thief
I rather be free
Cause Cloud won't Let me drive late at night
I'm just a thief
but at least I'm not a freak **looks at Red XII***
Cause Cid keeps Swearing and bitching with his mouths
I'm just a thief take a good look at me
Cause the police need a good description
Oh I have to get out of here
Oh am I going to make it clear
I'm just a thief
I'm just a thief in the woods
That's getting of all of Cloud's money!!
I'm just a thief living in sheep clothing
what the fuck Cait sith does it too
I'm just a thief, materia is my destiny
That night on the date Cloud got some ***Aeris and Tifa glare at cloud who blushes ***
I'm just a thief my apologies
I'm sorry Vincent I took your gun
I'm just a thief , lucky me
I even stole Marlene's gum **Barret clicks his gun at Yuffie***
Ohhh I better get out
Ohhh I better run fast
ohhhh I better get out of here!
Life streams - FFvii girl (waterfalls- TLC)
Tifa-
Lonely mother gazing out of her cave
wishing for her son she thinks is dead
If at anytime anyone walks into her cave
She'll hide away
But she come out to talk to Vincent
But all her praying just isn't help at all
Cause Sephy can't seem to keep himself out of evil
So he goes out and summons a meteor the only way he knows how
Another body laying cold in the crater
listen to me
Chorus-All
Don't go chasing lifestreams
Please stick to the cities and the towns that you're use to
I know that your going to have it your way
or nothing at all
but I think your heads not all quite there
tifa-
Little Cloud has a natural attraction
for all the girls but he just don't notice
They give him loving that his can handle
But all he can say is tifa is going to kill
One day he getting in the highwind
but he didn't see tifa sneaking up behind him (Aeris; hiiimmmmm )
Her limits growing and cloud doesn't see yet
Final heaven took him to his final rise
Y'all don't hear me
Chorus
Yuffie-
I seen a weapon yesterday
but too many of them have come and gone
leaving nothing but a crappy Gold chocobo
Vincent whines about Lucerica all day
I pray she'll come back
Only so he'll stop the bitching
And Cid cusses a lot that's true
Only my virgin ears can hear them too
The many different names for cloud
Barret does a lot too
Clear Tranquility and Blood fest
Have been used to make them shut up
No more *&^% words
My only chance
is to get that Sephy
So I can get my ass home
With such adorable Turks
It's almost worth fighting
Who's the red head
Ask him to take me to Gold Saucer
What a shame
he's hot for some one else
You can claim I'm bitchy
and a stupid lil brat
But I really don't give a care
Dreams of a Mako free world are coming true
Believe Cloud is not Zack the rest is up to him (End of rap**finally***)
Chorus
Cloud is mine -Aeris and Tifa (Boy is mine- Brandy and Monica)
You need to give up
I think he's has enough
it's not hard to see
Cloud is mine
I'm sorry that you
had to lose
He likes my ass more
Cloud is mine
Aeris
I think it's time you heard it right
Let's get off the gloves and go hand to face
There is no way you are going to win
I am twice the bitch Scarlet is
Tifa
See I know that you may be
just a bit jealous of these ((points to boobes))
But your blind if you can't see
that he's all up on me
Aeris
see I tired to hold this back
I didn't wanna tell you what we did
He said to keep it a secret
but oh well we fucked
Tifa
Maybe you didn't notice it
but me and him already did it
In nibel under the well it was so good
But his virginity is what I took
Chorus
Tifa
Why you sell the things you sell
you been actin like a fool
flower girl from the slums
Girl get a new fuckin line
Aeris
I think you should take a look
at your busted as bar in rumble
Getting men drunk you're good at
and a few other rumors Barret told me
Tifa
You can say what you say
He likes them full on the date
From the bed to floor'
He can tell you these aren't fake
Aeris
When will you stop being a slut
there's more to love then sucking (bleep)
Go away it's my time to get laid
and if you didn't know the Cloud is Mine
Tifa
You can't destroy they friendship me and him have found
I paid Sephy to get your ass
You are going to get out of the way with out a doubt
Aeris
What makes you think the Sephy will listened to you
When he sliced your ass before
Killed you daddy too
Cloud is in love with me it's true
Chorus
Tifa:Not yours
Aeris:but mine
Tifa: not your
Aeris:but mine
Tifa: NOT YOURS
Aeris: But MIIIiiiii ...**Sephy "jack-knifes her"***
Tifa:The boy is mine!
Here is what happens when FFVII gets a hold on some Backstreet Boys songs
Yuffie:Hi there, this is Yuffie of the Final Fantasies, and we're here to give you a sample of a few new songs coming up on our album!
Tifa:Are album is the best ever!
Cloud:Yeah, cause it didn't involve any shinra people trying to commercialize it!
Vincent: I thought this was suppose to be a boy band, why do we have 2 girls!?
Barret:Cause they would kick our asses if we didn't let them in!
Vincent:......
Yuffie:Anyways here is our first single, "Quit playin' games with my mind"
***Quit Playing Games with my heart music starts up***
Cloud: Deep with in my soul, I see, Sephey wasn't true to me. Deep with in my heart , I feel , Tifa is going to be easy ***Slap*** Ouch,
Sometime I wish I could, turn back time, as impossible as it may seem, but I wish I could so I could score with Aeris ***double slap*** Ouch damn it! Quit playing games with mind, my mind , I should of know from the start, from the damn Mako, that you weren't being true to me!
***Music fades***
Vincent: Sadly that was Our first single!
Cloud: I liked it!
Barret:Stupid white ass wigga!
Yuffie anyway, here is a song that is my favorite!
Tife:Cause it is her solo!
Yuffie:Shut up, anyways, here is I Need Cure tonight!
***I need you tonight Music starts up***
Yuffie: Open up your stash to me, and give your master summon,
I know we have been through so much Cloudy, but I still need you for MATERIA!
And I need cure tonight, I Need cure tonight
It doesn't matter what I have to do to get it, CAUSE that stupid bimbo is in her afterlife
All I know baby, I really need cure, tonight!
****Music ends*****
VIncent: I hate my life!
Barret; Me too man, me too!
CLoud:SHut up you two ! The last sample is something we are very proud of , it's Called , Show me the meaning of being fucked over by shinra!
***Show me the meaning of being lonely Music starts up*****
Barret: Life goes on as it never ends, eyes of Mako killin the planet they never say forever death to us!
Barret and Cloud: Guilty deeds through an endless solider, he's out of control, is she with him !
Cloud:Your every pray will be done and Rufus Tells me
Group:Show me the meaning of getting screwed by shinra, is this the feeling I need to walk with, tell me why I can't be there where are Mommies are,
Yuffie: THERE SOMETHING MISSING IN THE LIFESTREAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Vincent: I have no place to run I have no place to go, surrender my heart body and soul!
Tifa: How can you ask them to give you the things the always take!
Group:There something missing , like an ancient!
Tifa:TELL ME WHY CAN'T WE FOREGET THE STUPID BITCH!
***music ends****
Yuffie:Hope you liked it, see ya on tour!