The One with All the Surprises
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters...they were created by Marta Kauffman, David Crane and Kevin Bright... blah blah blah...
Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel sat in the coffee house on a Thursday afternoon. Chandler was reading the newspaper while Monica and Rachel discussed a movie they had recently seen.
"I loved the end where the guy with the really cute butt was like 'I will never forget you!' to the girl with the cute haircut. I just wanted to kiss him and say 'You don't have to forget about me, baby! You're not leaving my side!'" Rachel said as she was sipping coffee from a pink polka-dotted cup.
"Mmm, I know! I so wanted to..." Monica trailed off as she felt Chandler's eyes on her, "...to scream 'I will always love Chandler more than the guy with the cute butt!'" She smiled at him.
He smiled then it disappeared. "I don't have a cute butt? I don't get to be called 'The-Guy-with-the-Cute-Butt'?"
"Sweety! Of course you have a cute butt!" she smiled and reassured him. "We can call you that if you like..."
"Hey," Joey said, "Guy-with-the-Cute-Butt! Will you pass me the sports section?"