Cap'n Norrington
A/N: Salut, cést moi! Or, hi, it's me! Thanks to all the people who reviewed my other story! Anyway, now it's time to give you another songfic. This one is set to the tune of 'Mrs. Robinson' by Simon and Garfunkle, and it's about… Captain Norrington! Yay! Alrighty, let's go!
But first- the DISCLAIMER since I kind of forgot last time, and had to add it at the last minute: I own zilch! Boo hoo! I don't really know who owns 'Mrs. Robinson', but, be it the artists, or the recording company, it's definitely not me. Disney owns POTC!
And here's to you, Cap'n Norrington,
Lizzie loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa
And don't you worry, Cap'n Norrington
Heaven holds a place for those who kill, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will,
We'd like for you to be the hero for a while
We'd like for you to get the girl.
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes.
All of the fangirls just love you.
And here's to you, Cap'n Norrington,
Lizzie loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa
And don't you worry, Cap'n Norrington
Heaven holds a place for those who kill, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will,
We all love you even though you stole the heart
Of Davy Jones, gave it away,
Just to get back your place, oh we love you Commodore,
We all know you'll later change your mind.
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Cap'n Norrington,
Lizzie loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa
And don't you worry, Cap'n Norrington
Heaven holds a place for those who kill, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will
Stealing Jones' heart, oh, not a noble thing to do,
Hitchin' a ride straight to Bartlett,
Givin' it up, gettin' your place
Oh, just what to do?
Do you gain more than you lose?
Where have you gone, noble Commodore?
Where did you leave your other self behind? nine, nine, nine
What's that you say, Cap'n Norrington?
You will just repent in the next film? Film, film, film, film, film, film
A/N: Did you like it? I'm really sorry about the whole bit with killing Will, but nothing else would fit! Please review! I would love it if you would! Plus, there are imaginary cookies to get hyper off of! Thankies to my beta, Tantalus-unbound, once again! Hopefully it will work this time!