Not another pokemon story!

I know there are a lot of pokemon stories out there but just read mine OKAY!

Disclaimer- I almost owned pokemon but the creator wasn't drunk enough.

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Wally- ...Huh? What time is it………..? Oh crap, I'm late! Hey hold on, I'm the main character can be as late as I want to be!

After about 3 hours of Gamecube he headed down stairs. His mom came over as soon as he got down there.

Mom-Oh! Prof. Elm wants to see you and...Your poke'gear just got back from the shop. Well actually it came back 3 hours ago. See what had happened was...

Wally- Whatever I'm the main character. There has to be a pokemon left over.

When Wally leaves he sees a few guys gambling.

Wally- Hey can I join you?

2 hours later...

Wally- Yeeeaaaa boooiii!Pay up!

Guys- Aww, come on you took all our money!

Wally-Pass up ya pokemon!

Wally received a squirtle,a cyndaquil,a totodile, and a charmander.

Wally-Peace Out! Oh crap! It's 6 o'clock I gotta get outta here! Hey Prof. Elm! You got any pokemon left?

Prof. Elm- Huh? I'll have the damn rent when I'm good and ready! He said smoking a joint. Huh oh hey Wally I was so high I thought you were the bill collector. Anyway, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT! Some crack right? Well the dude on Route 33 Just got a new shipment...

Wally- OK that's great but I need a pokemon first.

Prof. Elm- WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT!

Wally-BUT I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Prof. Elm-Says who?

Wally- The writer.

Writer- No, I said YOU kept saying you were the main character. We never agreed on that. Hehe Dumbass.

Wally-Arrrgghh! Great, now I don't have a pokemon and I can't get any crack!

Prof. Elm- Haha!

In fact he laughed so hard he broke his leg.

Prof. Elm- Great now I cant get any crack. Hey Wally if you give me some crack then Ill give you a pokemon.

Wally- I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WERNT ANY LEFT!

Prof. Elm-Uhh about that, you see what had happened was….

Wally-Why do you adults keep saying that. I've already got 4 pokemon.

Prof. Elm-DAMN BITCH!WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

Wally-I was gambling.

Prof. Elm-Well here's what I can give you a bulbasaur and a chikorita. Which one do you want?

Wally-Can people screw pokemon?

Prof. Elm -YES.

Wally-Then I'll take the chikorita.

Prof. Elm-Ha the jokes on you the chikorita's a dude.

Wally-Aww man, what kind of gay pokemon is she I mean he? Come on I mean, it's a CHIKorita.

Prof. Elm- Well, you could always have the bulbasaur but...

Wally-OK LET ME HAVE THE BULBASAUR!GIMMIE,GIMMIE,GIMMIE!

Prof. Elm-Well, there is one condition.

Wally-Fine what is it I'll do anything!

Prof. Elm-OK then here it goes.

Elm whispered something in his ear.Ten minutes later Wally was in the middle of town in nothing but his underwear singing:

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere [3x
Rockin' everywhere [2x

I found you MS NEW BOOTY
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the playas club for about month or 2
Put his hand on it then see what he do [2x

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight [4x

Prof. Elm-Oh God! I cant believe you just did that! All I said was to beat me in paper scissors rock.

Wally-CURSE YOU WRITER!HEY WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR LEG WAS BROKEN!

Prof. Elm-(Jumping around and laughing) I (Haha).. did'nt ..break it (Haha)... I only sprained it. Hehe stupid writer.

Writer-That's it Elm! I'm tired of your crap! Remember these words as you go through your story.

Wally-Oh crap, I think she meant it.

Prof. Elm-Yeah right she's all pen no action.

As soon as Elm said that a bolt of lightning struck his legs.

Elm-Owww, my legs are fried and broken.

Wally-Well I tried to warn him.

Writer-I like you. How about this I'll make you the main character.

Wally-SCORE!

Writer-All right! Now go and get that crack and don't forget to send me some!

Wally-No prob, I'm gonna be a pokemon master.

And so off Wally went to Cherry grove city. An old man was standing blocking his way.

OM-Hey you Ill give you a tour of the town. I'll get you something nice if you stay with me.

Wally-OK!

OM-This is the pokemon center, you can heal your pokemon here. This is the pokemart, where you can get things for your pokemon. This is route 33 where you can get crack and pokemon and battle other trainers. This is the sea as you can see some pokemon can only be found there. And this is my house come in and ill give you something.

Wally-OK.

What's gonna happen to Wally find out in the next chapter Ch.2 writers gone bad.

Well that was my first try please RR.