A/N: Marui~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BABY~ XD
A fic in the day of Marui's Birthday, as I would expect it to be like~!
7:00 AM
Marui woke up to exactly one Jirou and thirty two fangirls clawing at his window, screaming something along the lines of, "Take me".
7:15 AM
His breakfast exploded in his face. (Most likely Yanagi's doing)
7:30 AM
Marui snuck out the backdoor in case of fangirls, only to find that they had covered all exits. Also, Jirou had taken to pummeling the windows with his pillow.
8:00 AM
After a call to Jackal for help, (that guy was literally born to repel fangirls) Marui realized he was going to be late and Sanada was going to shred him.
8:30 AM
The morning announcements were hijacked by fangirls in order for them to sing a chorus of 'Happy birthday to Marui-sama', accompanied by much squealing.
9:00 AM
OMIGOSH AVOID SANADA, AVOID SANADA-
10:00 AM
Marui walked into homeroom to find his desk looking like a rainbow had exploded over it. And a large crowd of fangirls were holding presents toward him, most likely containing either handcuffs, drugged cake, or a jack-in-the-box.
11:00 AM
Today Marui learned to get to classes by crawling through the ceiling. Niou escorted him because Rikkai code said to protect your teammates from rigged birthday balloons.
12:00 PM
It was lunchtime, when Marui usually ate with his tennis team. That meant Sanada confrontation, aka, Death-By-Slap.
"Marui."
"...Sanada-buchou?"
"You were late today."
"I-I'm sorry-"
"Happy birthday."
That also meant the one day where the impossible happened.
Marui fainted.
12:30 PM
Life was terrible as Marui huddled inside the nurse's office and stared at the model syringes, wondering if he could impale them into the fangirls surrounding the place.
He finally decided to escape via ceiling.
12:45 PM
Marui literally dropped into a cake.
12:46 PM
He ate cake and was happy. Then ran as the cooking class came in.
1:00 PM
Kirihara gave Marui gift, that sweet boy.
The only problem was, Marui didn't know what to do with a live chicken.
2:00 PM
Class was boring, and so Marui dozed off for a while. When he awoke, lipstaick stains covered his face.
2:15 PM
Yanagi offered a 'homemade concoction' to disinfect his face.
"What's it made of?" Marui asked suspiciously.
"Irises." Yanagi answered.
"Like, the flower, or the eye part?"
"Does it matter?"
Marui declined politely.
3:00 PM
Yagyuu helped Marui walk home without being kidnapped by flashing his eye glasses and blinding anyone who dared look his way.
4:00 PM
The cake that was supposed to be all for him exploded in his face. Again. (WHY, YANAGI)
5:00 PM
He got another cake and ate happily.
6:00 PM
Marui freed the chicken Kirihara gave him. He hadn't thought that the neighbor's cat would realize so quickly.
7:00 PM
Just when he thought all was safe, he found Jirou in his room. Marui managed to knock him out with a pot, but he was going to have to do some explaining if his parents ever found out the tied up body in the closet.
8:00 PM
One of the many cakes he had eaten had to have been drugged ,Marui thought feebly as he passed out. He hated his birthday.
A/N: ... and I would totally be one of the fangirls, man.