Turkey "Mishaps" (In other words, Wufei is stupid)
ukki: wufei, you don't actually HUNT for the turkey, you buy it at the store! (mutters sometin' 'bout "the stupid stupid men" she has to deal with in everyday life.)
wufei: you do not understand! men are hunters! men hunt! i shall hunt for the turkey the only way i know how! (pulls and double-barrol 22 gauge winchester rifel)
ukki: gah.
shampy: *running around like an idiot* JINGEL BELLS MY FOOT SMELLS! I PEED ON TROWA'S LEG!!!! *trowa looks considerobly disturebed* *duo comes in:*
duo: how come trowa looks disturbed? oh well, deck the halls with bells of holly! (throws misletoe all around, and one goes up shampy's nose) *shampy stars snorting vigerously trying to get it out*
ukki: ah, the everyday drama's of the mentally chalenged:) speaking of witch, you morans have the wrong season! it's thanksgiving, not christ's mass! *shakes her head and rolls her eyes*
heero: what is this defensless sugar i see before my bloodshot eyes? *gobbles the sugar* *in shakespearian voice:* oh shampy, thou art as bummy as a dead cow's tummy. *looks rather satisfied with himself*
shampy: grrr! i shall wack you with my new stainless-steel pot that i got at the bon for the insane price of $2987! (hides a lot of cash behind her back, chasing heero through the den)
duo: aaawwwwweeee will y'all shet ep? and get a room? gawd.
ukki: *kicks duo in the head with her eel skin heel*
wufei: bambam! i shot the gun!
ukki: out side you a-hole!
quatre: *with devil horns* LOOK (you stupid chinaman) THERE GOES A TTTTUUUURRRKKKEEEEYY!!!!!!!
wufei: food?
quatre: yes, food!
shampy: *happens to look out the window and see wufei shooting a tree............*
wufei: DIE YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!DIE I SAY!!!!!
now..........REVIEW!!!
ukki: wufei, you don't actually HUNT for the turkey, you buy it at the store! (mutters sometin' 'bout "the stupid stupid men" she has to deal with in everyday life.)
wufei: you do not understand! men are hunters! men hunt! i shall hunt for the turkey the only way i know how! (pulls and double-barrol 22 gauge winchester rifel)
ukki: gah.
shampy: *running around like an idiot* JINGEL BELLS MY FOOT SMELLS! I PEED ON TROWA'S LEG!!!! *trowa looks considerobly disturebed* *duo comes in:*
duo: how come trowa looks disturbed? oh well, deck the halls with bells of holly! (throws misletoe all around, and one goes up shampy's nose) *shampy stars snorting vigerously trying to get it out*
ukki: ah, the everyday drama's of the mentally chalenged:) speaking of witch, you morans have the wrong season! it's thanksgiving, not christ's mass! *shakes her head and rolls her eyes*
heero: what is this defensless sugar i see before my bloodshot eyes? *gobbles the sugar* *in shakespearian voice:* oh shampy, thou art as bummy as a dead cow's tummy. *looks rather satisfied with himself*
shampy: grrr! i shall wack you with my new stainless-steel pot that i got at the bon for the insane price of $2987! (hides a lot of cash behind her back, chasing heero through the den)
duo: aaawwwwweeee will y'all shet ep? and get a room? gawd.
ukki: *kicks duo in the head with her eel skin heel*
wufei: bambam! i shot the gun!
ukki: out side you a-hole!
quatre: *with devil horns* LOOK (you stupid chinaman) THERE GOES A TTTTUUUURRRKKKEEEEYY!!!!!!!
wufei: food?
quatre: yes, food!
shampy: *happens to look out the window and see wufei shooting a tree............*
wufei: DIE YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!DIE I SAY!!!!!
now..........REVIEW!!!