Song fic for the song fic challenge in the Harry Potter Challenges forum.
Song: When I Grow Up By The Pussy Cat Dolls
All rights go to JK Rowling.
It is a sunny Monday morning and the first day of school for many children. This Monday is the first day of Kindergarten for five year old Pansy Parkinson.
"Pansy, Do you have everything?" Her mother asked in a concerned tone.
"Don't be daft mother, Of course I do" She said in a sharp tone. Pansy wasn't a sweet little girl in pigtails. She didn't have a soft, innocent face; Her face was rough and looked as though she had been practicing her sneer ever since she was born.
Pansy started off towards the bus stop before being brought in for a kiss by her mother. She turned away in disgust "Ew. Don't do that" She said running off to catch the bus.
A girl by the name of Tracey David sat next to Pansy. Pansy looked the girl up and down and decided she was worthy to sit next to her. Pansy and Tracey spend the rest of the bus ride pulling on the hair of the girls in front of them until they cried. The cruel little girls giggled happy to have made these girls first day terrible.
When Pansy arrived at the school she did not like it at all. She did not like that it was small, She did not like that the clock outside the school was broken and what she hated the most was being greeted by the principal an old man with a long white beard. She thought to herself, 'I thought this was a school not a nursing home'
Upon arriving in the classroom Pansy refused to put her things with the rest of the students, Calling them dirty and normal.
Mrs. Mcgonagall was the teacher and her assignment was write down what you want to be when you grow up and read it to the class. Pansy snorted when she heard about all the other girls wanting to be princesses and couldn't wait until it was her turn.
"Miss. Parkinson, What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Pansy smiled and walked to the front of the classroom and jumped on the teachers desk. "You're all idiots." She said. She pointed to one girl "You're never going to be a princess... You're ugly"
"Miss. Parkinson!" Mrs. Mcgonagall yelled.
Pansy ignored the teacher and went on with her speech "When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies"
"Miss Parkinson get down from there!"
"When I grow up, I wanna see the world , drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies" Pansy said doing a dance.
"Last warning Miss Parkinson before I call home"
"Be on TV, People will know me. Be in magazines! Pansy Parkinson will be the name you hear in your dreams" She finished by doing a pose on the desk.
"Go to Dumbledore's office NOW"
"Gladly"