Aladdin: YGO Style!
It all started on a dark day in the studio of YGO. Everyone was tired and was about to go home until they saw... "Takura, what are you doing here?" Joey asked curiously.
"You're all here to act out one of my old, classical, favorite Disney movie, Aladdin!" Takura replied. Just then the cast stared at Takura for a second and dispersed (1). Takura held up a red, glowing director permission slip (2) and the gang came right back!
"What the heck?" Seto growled.
"You're all under my control! MUAHAHA!" Takura laughed. "Now, take these scripts! You'll need them! If you mess up the movie, you'll all be shot!" Takura withdrew a Rifle Beebe gun, ready to fire with 10 pumps! "You all have 45 minutes! Now go!"
The gang had no other choice but to concur with these conditions.
Cast:
Guards-Leader is Yami, others are Yami clones.
Beggar/ Jafar's servant-Tristian
Aladdin-Bakura (Both thieves!)
Jafar-Malik
Beggar Jafar-Solomen
Sorcerer Jafar-Marik
Snake Jafar-Electric Snake
Genie Jafar-La Jinn
Narrator-Shaadi
Iago-Small Harpy Lady
Sultan-Yugi (They're both short)
All forms of Genie-Joey
Jasmine-Ishizu
Abu-Small Bazoo, the Soul Eater
Three Beautiful Women-Tea, Serenity, and Tea
And the rest are themselves...
"HOLD ON!" Malik exclaimed "I find it sick that my yami has to hit on my sister!"
"I don't!" Takura disagreed, pointing at Marik and Shaadi fighting over who is a better boyfriend for Ishizu. Malik's jaw dropped.
35 minutes later...
"SHOWTIME EVERYBODY!" Takura shouted. Half the crew knew what the heck they were doing!
SHOWTIME!
(Cue 'Arabian Nights' and the sign of 'Bakura' and now in the desert)
Oh I come from a land,
From a faraway place,
Where the caravan camels roam.
Where it's flat and immense,
And the heat is intense,
It's barbaric but hey, it's home!
When the wind's from the east,
And the sun's from the north...
Pop goes the Beebe gun
OW!
I mean west!
And the sand in the glass is right.
Come on down, stop on by,
Hop a carpet and fly,
To another Arabian night...
ARABIAN NNIIGGHHTTSS!
Like Arabian days.
More often than not,
Are hotter than hot!
In a lot of good ways!
ARABIAN NNIIGGHHTTSS!
'Neath Arabian moons.
A fool off his guard,
Could fall and fall hard,
Out there on the dunes...
"Ah salami," Shaadi greeted but was shot again "I mean salaam...Please, come closer..." The camera closed in on Shaadi's face. "Too close, a little TOO close..." The camera then zoomed out a little. "There! Welcome to Agrabah, the town of mystery...enchanted, AND MAGNIFICIENT SALES (I really didn't hear him so...yeah...)!"
The sales and scene was going good and Shaadi began the tale of the lamp.
"It all began on a dark night, where a dark man waits, for a dark purpose..."
Malik awaited on a sand hill, waiting for Tristian, the beggar. "Where is he?"
Takura had let it slide.
Tristian came on his horse and slipped off. Malik sweat dropped but continued on. "You are late!"
"1,000 Apologies oh patient one..." Tristian said, standing up now.
"Do you have it then?" Malik asked, curiously.
"I had to slit some throats, be a prostitute, and..."
(POP goes the Beebe gun!)
"OW! But I have it!" Tristian corrected, taking out the two pieces. Malik reached for it but Tristian pulled back. "Ah, ah, ah!" Tristian teased, but the Harpy snatched it. Malik began to reassemble the pieces and it flew off...
Takura2004-Cliffy! I know it's not that much of a cliffy since you saw the movie...
(1)-To leave
(2)-FEAR THE MIGHT OF A PERMISSION SLIP!