Jacob P.O.V
"State your name please"
"You know my name"
"Just state it for the recording"
"Jacob"
"That's a nice name"
"I know that's why my mom chose it"
"And your last name"
"Black"
"Now all together"
"This is so pointless"
" Just do it"
"Jacob Black"
"And once more"
"What is your tape recorder deaf?"
"I wont ask again"
"Jacob Black"
"Thank you Mr Black"
"You're welcome"
"No need for sarcasm"
"Sorry"
"Now please state why you are here"
"For fucks sakes you know that too"
"Language!"
"Sorry"
"Now state it please"
"I decked some dude in his face"
"Which dude?"
"I don't know some dude!"
"You knew which dude yesterday"
"Which means you know too"
"Just state his name"
"Paul Lahote"
"Thank You"
"Now please state what happened to him when you hit him"
"I didn't hit him, i decked him, he literally fell to the floor, if i had hit him it would have hurt a lot less"
"This is no laughing matter Mr Black, now please state what happened"
"He broke his nose"
"No you broke his nose"
"Yeah that's exactly what i said"
"Now please state why you broke Mr Lahote's nose"
"I didn't intentionally break it"
"Ok then can you please state why you hit him"
"I told you i didn't hit him, i decked him"
"Then can you please state why you decked him"
"I don't know"
"Now come on i think you do"
"I felt like it"
"And do you often feel like decking people?"
"I feel like decking you right now"
" I heard that"
"You were meant to"
"That's going down in your file"
"Yippee"
"Now please answer my previous question"
"No, i don't often feel like decking people,"
"Is this your first violent outburst?"
"Yes"
"That's not true it says here, that there have been up to 14 occasions where you have resorted to violence,"
"Well if you know the answer, why are you asking me the question?"
"Mr Black i do not appreciate your tone"
"And i don't appreciate you wasting my time"
"And do you think Paul Lahote appreciated having to waste his time in the hospital getting his nose x-rayed?"
"..."
"I told you before Mr Black, this is no laughing matter"
"Yeah whatever,"
"Mr Black put that out, you cannot smoke in here"
"I don't see a sign anywhere,"
"Put it out now"
"Just one more pull"
"Now"
"There"
"Was it neccesary for you to put the cigarette out it my coffee?"
"Hey you said put it out, you didn't say where"
"Right, so today for community service you'll be collecting rubbish"
"Yeah i know the woman at the desk told me that before i came in"
"Right well okay, here is your vest, your trash grabber and your bin liner"
"Gee thanks, what did i do to deserve all this?"
"You decked a guy in his face Mr Black, that's what you did,"
"It was a retorical question"
"Goodbye Mr Black, have fun collecting rubbish".