One day dis b0y was walking down the streets, his name was Satan. Satan had lived a very sad life his parents died then was sold to be a prostitute. One day this young fine mannnn named Jesus caught sight of Satan and instantly fell in love. So Jesus decided that we would go up to Satan and talk him into going to the bar with him. SO HE DID DUH LIKE DUH GURL. And when they were there jesus-chan was like"ooohhh satan-kun u r so want a drink?" So Satan agreed that he would. BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW WAS DAT JESUS CHAN DRUGGED IT. So when satan started to drink it he fell over onto the floor.
When Satan woke up he was on the couch of that belonged 2 Jesus. So when Jesus noticed that Satan was awake he gave him so strawberry milku. When Satan was done drinking it up Jesus decided to bring him 2 his room. When dey were there they decided to have sexy taimu like like satan was like"OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHAN FRGRRRRRRR I LOVE " and jesus was like"OHHHH LUCIFEERRRR TAKKE MEEE".
Den they both came.
The next morning someone kidnapped Satan kun and they were like"satan if you want u and your boyfriend to get out alive you will listen 2 ME FAGGOT LISTEN 2 MEEEE" and then did a kawaii pose.
So satan was like ':o'
And then the guy took out a gun and was like "this looks nice and so he shot himself by an accident AN ACCIDENT" so then after that jesus chan was like "where are you my love" and when Jesus found him he hugged and kissued Satan.
Then they went home and didn't have sex ok
And then satan suffered from depression after that,
THE END