Hey guys, this is my new story The art of getting your butt kicked! I know i'm bieng naughty writting anew story when I havn't even finnished my other two. My friend wanted me to write her a story for her birthday pairing her with one of her favorite characters: Gaara, Shikimaru, or Zetsu. So this ones for you Alcoholic Goldfish!

Chapter one: And so it begins...

Tenten

Walking into the school was like magic. There were trophy cases everywhere filled to their max capacity with awards as tall as me. The highschool looked pretty normal from the outside, but once you got inside it was crazy! There were posters all along the walls reading Traditional Japanese writing, cases on the walls displaying japanese swords, and tons of pictures of past championship winers.

That wasn't even half of it. There were two large buildings that held the dorms, the gym, and the masterpiece of it all... the dojo.

Yep this was going to be my new school Konoha Academy. Konoha Academy is a rich boarding school in the city Hidden in the leaves. It has the best academic acheivment records in the country, plus their great martial arts program. Only the most richest, smartest, and best athletic students got into the school.

Luckily I am a straight A Student and also captian of the school sports team. I had been so overjoyed when I got the call that I had been granted a scholarship to the school. Unluckily they had no more spots for girls in the dorm rooms, but was that going to stop me? HELL NO! I had gone and bought lots of mens clothing and a wig.

Now if anybody asked me what my name was I wouldn't say Tenten I would say Yukito Arashi.

It had seemed like such a good plan at the time but now that I saw how big the school was compared to me in my kahaki shorts and baggy blue T shirt I was having second thoughts. No, I couldn't back out of this yet! I had worked to hard for this. So I stomped up to the front desk and slammed my application down. I must have been to confident because the lady at the front desk nearly fell out of her chair with shock.

"IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" I shouted as the woman re-ajusted herself.

"No,no, it's quite alright. So, I assume you're Yukito Arashi our new student?" the woman asked

"Yep... thats me." I said trying not to sound like I was lying

"Well it's nice to meet you, im Shizune, princible Tsunades assistant." Shizune said cheerfully

"Nice to meet you too!" I said giving my best smile

"Here is a map of the school, your dorm key, and your new schedule." Shizune said while handing me a white envelope.

"Thank you."

I started to walk orf when I heard Shizune call "good luck!"

I turned around and called back "Thanks, I'll be needing it!"

Okay that wasn't to hard, I thought to myself while opening the envelope and pulling out the map and my dorm key. I was in the boys dorm which was on the right, floor E room 7. This wasn't going to be to hard. Shizune was so nice I bet it really makes its way around. I took a deep breath and stuck my key into the keyhole. When i turned it and opened the door there standing in the middle of the room was a really hot-

"Don't touch my stuff, and I won't break your face. Is that clear?" sneered the suppossed hot guy

THAT JERK!

I really hope you guys liked the first chapter! perrty pwease review!