ganon and link were sitting on a fuzzy pink carpet in a girly room giggling befor link looked towards ganon with a serious expression .
"so did you bring what i asked ganondorf ? "
"yea but im not really sure if i can go through with this i mean aren't leather studded collars for dogs ? " ganon asked blushing a little . From outside the door midna could overhear their conversation getting a little bit of a nose bleed deciding to place a glass followed by her ear against the door to listen in hopes of a good sexual conversation.
"yea but in this case we can make an exception ..but first you go ahead and whip it out ."
ganon blushed a little more turning away from link holding onto his shoulder with link crawling closer to him on all fours holding his shoulder as they both looked into each others eyes .
"its ok to be a little embarrassed ganny this is your first time doing this sort of thing after all ."
" im sorry link i just don't think i can go through with it after all...this act seems so foreign to me ." said with his face flustered .
"shhhhhh...just let me walk you through it all ...I'll be your teacher . "
link moved closer to ganon and unzips the zipper turning red around his ears while ganon gets a little flustered himself ." wow its so big..bigger then mine gany ..do you have a nickname for it ? . " link said lowering his lips down to kiss it .
outside the door zelda was starting to get hot and bothered looking through the key lock where she can see ganondorfs back and link on all fours lowing his head down near ganon's lap kissing it .
"its nick name is mc jabber "
"oooh can i..can i pet mc jabber for a while ? " the elf boy asked raising his head from kissing it.
"sure ..just be gentle .."said covering his eyes biting his upper lip .
link reached down to pet it as it purred .
"awww your cat mc jabber is so cute ganon its sooo big too it totally suits your taste in-house pets ." he said petting it behind the ears .
"well don't be greedy link unzip your pet carrier too so we can see your cat."
"oh sorry it must have slipped my mind ." link unzips his pet carrieer too taking out his cat as it already has a leather studded collar on around its neck mewing and rubbing against ganon's knee as they both blush and flip their shit over the cute kitty cats.
" see ganon leashes aren't just for dogs they can also be for cats too ." said petting his cat behind the ears .
"awww it's so cute link..i'm so glad i decided to take cat walking lessons from you today ."
by this point midna falls over outside the door in disappointment saying to herself
it was just cats ?!
end .