A random parody of the Walking Dead and the reality TV show 'The Real World.' This is purely for humor and enjoyment and not to be taken seriously.

I do not own the 'Walking Dead' or the 'Real World'.

Rick grimes "The Leader."

The camera pans to Rick who's piling food into his arms. He notices the camera and stares deeply into the lens before speaking, "I'm getting food and water. I'm saving it for the group. Just in case things go south."

The cameraman responded. "You don't have to hide the food. You get it for free as long as you're apart of the show."

Rick checks his left then his right before tip-toeing out of the kitchen. The cameraman follows him into the hall.

Daryl screams from the kitchen. "Yo man, where's all the food?!"

Lori Grimes "The Wife."

Lori is doing an interview with production. "I don't ever see myself getting kicked out of the house. I mean my husband is the leader and..."

In a stealthy flash, Michonne moves past the camera. The camera fumbles then turned from Lori. "We got her! We got her! It's Michonne." As the camera pans to Michonne, she vanishes around a corner. "Dammit. We lost her again."

Daryl Dixon "Little Redneck."

The cabinet doors slam shut, then the fridge door opens before slamming shut. Daryl paces in the kitchen then aimed his crossbow at the cameraman who startles him. "If you got food you better cough it up right now."

"You can't have weapons in the house." The cameraman says.

"Michonne gets to keep her weapon, why can't I?" Daryl questions.

The cameraman replies. "Wait Michonne has her weapon?"

A rat scurries by and Daryl shoots it with an arrow.

"Daryl! Daryl, you can't eat that rat."

"No it's mine, I claimed it."

"We need to call the exterminator. Just hold on."

"Naw, you gon' kill all the food. Dis little critter a meal."

Merle Dixon "Bigger Redneck."

Merle faces the camera screaming. "I'm stuck in the house with a bunch of beep beep beeps, this beep, and his beep woman that's always beep and beep with beep and this beep." His eyes caught the attention of someone off camera. "What you lookin' at beep beep beep?!" The camera pans to Michonne who's glaring at Merle. The camera switches back to Merle who raises his bayonet hand. "Get her away from me before I git her!"

The camera switches back to Merle who raises his bayonet hand in attack mode. "Get her away from me before I git her!"

The camera switches back to Merle who raises his bayonet hand. "Get her away from me before I gut her!"

The cameraman sighs. "Why does everyone still have their weapons?"

Merle kisses his blade and whispers "it's alright little Merle, she can't touch us."

Hershel Greene "Santa Claus, unconfirmed."

The cameraman asks Hershel a question. "So how do you feel about Rick being the leader in the house?"

"A turtle can't cross the water without a shell."

"What does that even mean?" The cameraman replies.

"The group is the turtle and the water is this house, and Rick, he's the shell that keeps us all together. Keeps us safe."

"Um...we got an alarm system?" The cameraman adds.

Phillip Blake "aka Brian aka The Governor. Self-appointed title."

Phillip looks around as he slithers out from the crack of his bedroom door. He closes then locks the door, still looking around. He stands up straight as a camera's in his face. "Oh so, you lock your door? No one else does that. What's in there?"

"Oh so, you lock your door? No one else does that. What's in there?"

Phillip clears his throat. "Just a few nice trinkets here and there. Got them from a lovely place called Woodbury. We should visit there. I'd give you a special personal tour. Now if you'll excuse me." The camera follows him walking off. The jiggle of his door knob is heard, forcing the camera to pan back around. Michonne is trying to break into Phillip's room.

"Wow, Michonne. Finally, we got you. You still haven't done your intro."

Michonne rushed off as Phillip grabs the camera man who's now pointing his camera right in the crazed man's his face. "I can't believe you let her escape!" Phillip scowls then took off after Michonne.

Cameramen rushes toward Michonne during her retreat. "Ugh, finally, we caught up to you." One says while out of breath.

Michonne unleashes her katana before leering at the cameramen surrounding her. "Who are you people? Why do you keep following me?"

A cameraman tries to reason with the katana-wielding woman. "W-wait, we just need you to-"

Michonne attacks the camera with her katana and the footage goes black.

After getting a new camera, the production crew were finally able to find someone to calm down Michonne and explain the situation to her.

The camera focuses on Andrea and Michonne talking in the distance.

Andrea "The Sharpshooter."

The cameraman pans to Andrea, realizing that even attempting to talk to Michonne was a lost cause. "Ma'am, do you have a weapon on you?"

Andrea exhales. "No! I'm the only one without a gun, even Rick has one- he's holding all of the guns!"

"Well, you're not allowed to have a weapon either way-"

"I want a gun!"

Michonne whispered towards her female counterpart. "I heard The Governor might have some weapons... a lot of them- help me sneak into his room and we could get you one." She plots.

Shane Walsh "The best friend."

A cameraman walks in on Shane and Lori's conversation.

"We got to get Rick out of this house... men like him, they don't last very long."

Lori makes a joke about Rick's shortcomings. "Ha, you can say that again. But, he's still my husband and I can't betray him again. If anyone has to get him out of the house, it has to be you. I don't want any part of it."

Shane seems to pause for a moment. "Well...wait-"

Shane storms out of the room and grabs the lens of the camera before pushing it aside to get in the frightened cameraman's face. "What are you doing here? How much did you hear? You better not tell Rick nothin!"

The cameraman tries to reason with him. "W-well, if you don't want him in the house, you could try and convince everyone to..."

"No...no, why would I want him to go, Rick and I are tight... tight like a noose, yeah-I... I'd never try to kill him, that's just crazy-YOU THINK I'M CRAZY... I ain't crazy... Rick's the crazy one, not me!"

After a long and grueling day production gathered everyone in the living room. "Ok, we're gonna pan the camera over your face, just say your line. So we can all get some rest."

(Rick) "This..." Rick searches the area "is the true story..."

(Lori) "Of seven survivors forced to live in a walking dead apocalypse... house..." Lori winks at Shane.

(Merle) "Beeping live'in together..."

(Daryl) "...and have their lives claimed... I mean taped..."

Someone from the crew intervenes. "Michonne...Michonne just say the line." Michonne just glares back at the producer.

The producer sighs. "Ok just pan to the next person."

(Andrea) "Now find out what happens..."

(Hershel) "When people stop being polite..." Hershel side eyes Shane who's scratching his head again.

(Shane) "...and start getting REAL!"

(Everyone except Michonne) "This is The Real World-Walking Dead!"