Idk if Percy is older than Annabeth or not. Sorry.)
*Behind Percy*
Nico: This girl's 17 now I'm a pedophile! Now she's showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild!
Percy: Well since I'm not your type, I can be Annabeth's. Hmph!
*Behind Leo*
Leo: Hey, ladies.
Nico: Funny man walked in and said "Chupa mi pito" and she munched on his dick like a macho burrito!
Leo: Dios Mío *blushes*
Percy: What's Chupa mi-
Leo: Shut up.
*Behind Hazel*
Nico: First mistake you said you liked my band, second one's you put my undead dick in your hands!
Hazel: I'm a girl.
Nico: Touché.
Hazel: You're Italian.
Leo: You tell him Hazel!
Nico: Oh mio dio.
*Behind Will*
Nico: I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor, acting like she's never seen a magnum before!
Will: I'm gay...
Nico: Do you know what a magnum is?
Will: In that context, I'd rather not say...