Love For Yourself

Prologue

Uchiha Sasuke was a regular party goers, he had his stuff that he like to call his things and only his things, he had something that didn't belonged to him, he had took it without the guy evening knowing it, he wasn't going to give it back. It was now his, and apart of his stuff, he didn't really take it the guy just left it behind.

It still wrapped in plastic that it came in, a glass dong that was at least 6 ½ in length, with a powerful vibe inside with pretty lights, it was obviously meant for the dark. Sasuke pride himself for not pucking, because he was sure the guy who left it for him.

Jiraiya, the guy never left without leaving a sex toy just laying around, unless it was for a good reason. He wanted Sasuke to use it which disgusted Sasuke to the core of his being. He wasn't going to use it, he had a bunch of dongs at home still in their package and all from the same guy.

Sasuke had the dong in his hands, he shook his head and throw it on the couch as he entered his two bedroom apartment, even with two bedrooms Sasuke still didn't wanted a roommate, he cursed himself as he turned on the lights, he just got back for drinking at a college party.

He was a college student that had graduated a year ago and yet people still invite him to their party's, he always went for the free drinks and the music.

The reason why Jiraiya was there was simply to get inspiration for his book he was currently writing, Sasuke refused to talk to him at the party simply because he will just go on and on about how the book is progression.

Their was a reason he had to come home around midnight, he had a job. Sasuke was in a rut, his life seems like it was going no where, stuck in the same place.

Sasuke headed for the window that wasn't to far from him, he stopped and gazed at the darkest of the city. A phone call interrupted his mindless thoughts, he pulled out his cell phone, he flipped it open. "Hello?"

"Sasuke! I just got laid!"

Clap. Sasuke had closed his cell phone, he eyed his phone as he moved to stuff it back into his pocket. The phone ranged again but it was his home phone, he walked over to it, he picked it up from the hook. "Hello?"

"I don't know who this is but...I just got laid!"

"Kiba...it's me. Are you calling everybody on your contacts list?"

"Oh! Hey...Sorry but I have to go...I'm want to call my mom! She would be so amazed and happy for me!" Kiba ended the call.

Sasuke looked dumbfounded as he hang the phone up, "I don't get young people...or why they always call their mother..."

TBC

a/n I hope this story goes well...I so love to make people laugh...I just hope everyone found this chapter funny...I'll see you in the next update!
Yes, Sasuke is going to play with him self along with a vibrate that's in the next chapter...so REVIEW!