Disclaimer: I do not own the teen titans.

WARNING: contains sexual themes and mild language

Note: I love the teen titans. I really do. But i decided that putting them in a house with each other with nothing to do would be fun so. Enjoy! and please review.

The five teen titans met in the living room of their new room.

" I do not know why we are doing this. Reality television has nothing to do with fighting evil. Actually I think that reality tv is evil itself." Starfire said to the others.

Raven shielded herself from the sounds of the others. She knew something terrible was coming.

"Where is Beast Boy!" Robin exclaimed

" I don't know. I've been looking for BB since we got here."

"He is coming." Raven muttered looking more zombie like than ever.

The doors behind them burst open and there stood Beast Boy looking stupid.

" I have been up all night online searching for the right joke to tell you guys." BB stated.

" Well lets hear it!" Robin exclaimed waiting for an actually funny joke.

" Okay...ummm...uuuuhhhh...lets see... how did it go?" Beast Boy muttered.

The titans stood around looking clueless waiting for the joke.

"Well I forgot it..." Beast Boy said scratching his head, blushing.

"I have had enough...I am tired of you and your foolishness! It seems like eternity that I have been putting up with your stupidity!" Raven screamed

" Raven calm down..." Cyborg said standing up.

"How can you tell me to calm down! No one even likes you!" Raven hissed.

Black light encircled raven. Chairs began to rotate. Raven slowly began floating in the air.

" I am tired of you fools! You get on my---" Raven began being interupted.

" Raven! I love you!" Beast Boy shouted.

"What!" Raven exclaimed falling out of the air.

"You heard me woman! Now come get me!" Beast Boy shouted

"Oh Beast Boy! I love yoy too. I've been awaiting the day that you would admit it. The prophecy was wrong. The real Prophecy

is that I meet you, and give birth to your children!" Raven shouted.

Raven leaped into the arms of her man.

"Call me Beast Man now, because I'll be your beast and your man!" Beast Boy joked.

" Put me down." Raven said her voice going back to the same monotone as before.

" What happened?" Beast Boy asked.

" Dude you just ruined the mood?" Cyborg said.

"What do you know about sex. Hell. What do you even know about relationships?" Robin asked.

"I'm the ultimate sex machine!" Cyborg shouted.

"You wish." Starfire added.

"oooooooooo" Everyone said in unison.

"You just got dissed by the Tamarainean." Beast Boy said.

"Your Mama!" Cyborg retalliated.

"Give it a rest Cyborg. Your just not cool." Robin informed him.

"Call like you see it brother." Beast Boy said.

"How am I not cool! I mean I got the cool laser cannon and I'm half robot half human." Cyborg said

"What is cool about that?" Raven asked.

"Well ummmm shut the hell up! You are just jealous!" Cyborg yelled

"Jealous of what your 2 percent human body?" Starfire taunted.

"You know what lets go out tonight. I'm going to show you that I can get a girl." Cyborg said.

"Sounds more like a prostitute to me." Robin added.

The Titans left the house on their way to the new club "Pimpin Cow". As they entered eyes turned to everyone, but Cyborg.

"Back off my man Trick!" Starfire screamed at a sexy single.

"Starfire I love you." Robin spoke. His words slurred.

"What is wrong with you?" Star asked him as he tripped over his shoes.

"Nothing...maybejustalittletomuchtodrink." Robin told her.

Starfire remained confused. As Star proceeded to help Robin up a tall man walked by smacking her butt.

"Girl you got it going on." He whistled.

"I want you to apologize for what you did." Star hissed.

"Well I just want you to come back to my place." He giggled.

Star grabbed the man by his neck and twisted it around.

"Andthaswhatyougetfortouchingmywomansasslikethatyouwomanizer.Nowcomeherestarandgiverobbypoosomesuga." Robin said.

Cyborg searched the club for one girl not in love with BB or Robin. He searched every corner for a lonely hearted desperate woman. Finally he found someone at last.

"Hey sugar. What is your name?" Cyborg asked smoothly.

"My name is Bubbles and for twenty minutes I expect forty bucks." Bubbles informed him.

"Okay then." Cyborg agreed grabbing her hand and pulling her away.

Cyborg pulled her to the middle of the dance floor.

"For the record I got a woman!" He exclaimed.

The Titans then left the Club. robin was drunk as hell, Starfire was happy, Beast Boy had seven women on each side of him, and Raven's skin was drying out from all the socialness she engaged in.

" Ravenyoulooklikeyourfrikin500yearsold."Robin muttered.

Raven remained silent. Thinking of a reply.

"Don't complain date rape when it happens." Raven said teleporting inside.

"Okay Bubbles lets go!" Cyborg exclaimed.

The others listened as Cyborg screamed. "wooooo!" "ha!" "yeeh!" Then there was a loud blast. The bedroom had been blown up.

"What is that!" Starfire exclaimed.

A purple thong had lodged itself on Robin's forhead.

"Hey! my favorite color!" Raven yelled stealing the panties.

BB, Robin, Starfire, and Raven all headed back into Cyborg's bedroom. Bubbles layed there blown to pieces and Cyborg short circuited.

"Oh well nobody liked him anyways." Starfire mentioned trying to lighten the mood.

Beast Boy walked over to Cyborg's body and reached into a slot on his back.

"Jackpot." Beast Boy muttered pulling out a wallet of overflowing money.

"Drama every night." Raven added.

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