(((Authors notes)))
Blaze wrote this one. That credit goes to her. Rier helped with revisions. So that credit goes to her.
Don't get us wrong, we have nothing against Misty. But you know what? AAML can go to hell. We hate it, we don't read; heck, we wouldn't go near it with a 40 foot cue stick. So, we strongly recommend that if you like and write AAML, TURN BACK NOW!!!!! And if you are an AAML enthusiast trying to convert us, don't even bother.
Oh, Misty!
Oh Misty, so twisty
And so loud and shrill
Your voice's irritating
As a buzzing Beedrill.
Oh Misty, dear Misty
With hair flaming red
What was the barber thinking
When he butchered your head?
Oh Misty, so pissy,
You scream and you yell!
Your voice seems to carry
Like some bat out of hell!
Oh Misty, what is she?
How can she be so?
Bringing such havoc
Wherever she'll go?
Oh Misty, so loud
With a mallet at hand
And swinging it fiercly
At your so-called "main man."
Oh Misty, and Ketchum.
The excuse is the same
Your hate for each other means
Go down Marriage Lane!
Oh Misty, they pair you
A thousand typed ways
But you and that Ash
Will not last two days.
Oh Misty, when will you
See what they have done?
They pair you, cause of females
You're the only one!
Oh Misty, you poor thing
They ignore how you act
And make you so frail that
Your qualities lack!
Oh Misty, they think that
They have divine right,
To make you some poor girl
Who cries every night!
Oh Misty, don't even
Get me started on Ash.
They make him some hero
Not in it for cash.
Oh Misty, they make him
Ignore you at most,
Some big-shot great trainer
With badges to boast.
Oh Misty, you've fallen
For a trainer who
Seems to love his Pokemon
More than you!
Oh Misty, a tragedy
Has torn you apart
Yet, meet again and fall in love
At the next Pokemart...
Oh Misty, in the end
It goes the same way
You two fall in love... yawn!
IT'S SUCH A CLICHÉ!!!
Oh Misty, exhausted?
You're like some third leg
But you're not to blame;
It's that damn friggin' egg!!!
It eats your emotions
It makes you a coot
And we would destroy it,
If it weren't so damn cute.
Oh Misty, for four seasons
You've worked til you ache.
But now, you're show's over,
It's time for a break!
Oh Misty, maybe we'll
See you again someday,
But till then, fare thee well,
And let's bring on May!!!
(((Author's Note))) We told you not to read if you liked AAML!!! So don't come crying to us yelling "Blasphemy!!!" Cause we couldn't give a rat's arse. Cause if you couldn't tell, "They" are the common authors, who's stories never ever seem to vary.
Blaze wrote this one. That credit goes to her. Rier helped with revisions. So that credit goes to her.
Don't get us wrong, we have nothing against Misty. But you know what? AAML can go to hell. We hate it, we don't read; heck, we wouldn't go near it with a 40 foot cue stick. So, we strongly recommend that if you like and write AAML, TURN BACK NOW!!!!! And if you are an AAML enthusiast trying to convert us, don't even bother.
Oh, Misty!
Oh Misty, so twisty
And so loud and shrill
Your voice's irritating
As a buzzing Beedrill.
Oh Misty, dear Misty
With hair flaming red
What was the barber thinking
When he butchered your head?
Oh Misty, so pissy,
You scream and you yell!
Your voice seems to carry
Like some bat out of hell!
Oh Misty, what is she?
How can she be so?
Bringing such havoc
Wherever she'll go?
Oh Misty, so loud
With a mallet at hand
And swinging it fiercly
At your so-called "main man."
Oh Misty, and Ketchum.
The excuse is the same
Your hate for each other means
Go down Marriage Lane!
Oh Misty, they pair you
A thousand typed ways
But you and that Ash
Will not last two days.
Oh Misty, when will you
See what they have done?
They pair you, cause of females
You're the only one!
Oh Misty, you poor thing
They ignore how you act
And make you so frail that
Your qualities lack!
Oh Misty, they think that
They have divine right,
To make you some poor girl
Who cries every night!
Oh Misty, don't even
Get me started on Ash.
They make him some hero
Not in it for cash.
Oh Misty, they make him
Ignore you at most,
Some big-shot great trainer
With badges to boast.
Oh Misty, you've fallen
For a trainer who
Seems to love his Pokemon
More than you!
Oh Misty, a tragedy
Has torn you apart
Yet, meet again and fall in love
At the next Pokemart...
Oh Misty, in the end
It goes the same way
You two fall in love... yawn!
IT'S SUCH A CLICHÉ!!!
Oh Misty, exhausted?
You're like some third leg
But you're not to blame;
It's that damn friggin' egg!!!
It eats your emotions
It makes you a coot
And we would destroy it,
If it weren't so damn cute.
Oh Misty, for four seasons
You've worked til you ache.
But now, you're show's over,
It's time for a break!
Oh Misty, maybe we'll
See you again someday,
But till then, fare thee well,
And let's bring on May!!!
(((Author's Note))) We told you not to read if you liked AAML!!! So don't come crying to us yelling "Blasphemy!!!" Cause we couldn't give a rat's arse. Cause if you couldn't tell, "They" are the common authors, who's stories never ever seem to vary.