Chapter 1 The Red Pilling of Issei Hyoudou
"D-D-Ddraig, where am I?"
"I don't know" Ddraig answered from Issei's wrist, "as Samuel's poison was eating through your body I thought we both died. I have no recollection of the events before us."
"Good morning Issei Hyoudou is it?" Issei's eyes widened when he heard that female voice, he turned towards the opposite side of the bed to see a beautiful girl with long blonde hair and light blue eyes. When his eyes fell on her gigantic breasts he felt his cheeks heat up with a bright red color. The woman wrapped Issei in a hug, "I'm so glad I was able to bring you back".
"Back? Back from what?" Issei asked awkwardly as he could feel the two soft mounds pushing against his chest.
"The dragon-fallen angel's poison, it was eating away at your body and soul, you were being erased from existence, luckily using Ophis and Great Red I was able to revive you and re-wind time".
"Rewind time?" Issei asked as the woman let him go and began putting on her clothes, a business suit. "What day is it?"
The woman was halfway done when she turned to Issei with a bright smile, "It's 2016"
"One year ago?" Issei asked with a shocked expression, "one year before he was killed by Raynare and turned into a devil, before his fight with Riser, before meeting Rias Gremory and the others. He was almost saddened by this information.
"Cheer up" the woman said giggling, you don't have to worry, when this is all over I'll be sure you become Rias Gremory's servant and set in motion what has already happened. However, there is something I need to undo".
"What are you talking about?" Issei asked, "what needs to be undone?"
"Issei Hyoudou do you know who I am?" the woman said pointing to her face.
Issei stared at the woman for a few seconds, nothing coming to mind until it finally dawned on him, "y-you're Daniella Trump! The Sexist, homophobic, and xenophobic presidential candidate that lost to Hillary Clinton. Why would someone like you bring back a Japanese teenager?"
"Because, everything you have been taught was a lie" Trump said with a smile.
"What do you mean?"
"Issei, have you heard of the establishment? Fake news?"
"Yeah, I remember the knights of 4chan were constantly calling out Hillary Clinton for these things but what does that have to do with anything?"
"Issei Hyoudou, I'm not racist, I'm not sexist, and I don't have gay people. These were all lies created by the fake news old media establishment to smear and destroy my name" Hillary then held out a red pill, "Issei Hyoudou take this".
Issei looked at the pill suspiciously however realizing that she was the one who revived him he decided to take her on her offer and took the pill and popped it into his mouth, he chewed for a few minutes and then his eyes were awaken, the world looked relatively normal however when he turned towards the television, it looked blue.
"The blue pill represents the establishment, the fake news Hillary Clinton used to smear and destroy my name, to take over America and to go to war with Russia. However, what I fed you was the red pill, it's to help you see the fake news of this world. I came back in time to stop Hillary Clinton and I need your help Issei Hyoudou".
"Why do you need me?" Issei asked.
"Because Issei, Hillary Clinton isn't an ordinary human, she's a stray devil who plans to use a army of reapers to destroy this world. The Old News Establishment are her generals and knights. If we don't stop her then Trihexa and the Khaos Brigade won't be your only problem".
"What do you need me to do?" Issei asked.
Daniella Trump extended her hand, a smile on her face, "follow me".