(Opens to usual office setting)
The phone rings and Pam answers.
Pam: "Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. One moment please."
Dwight is busy arranging his pencils by length. Kevin is busy working on his computer, but a quick shot at the screen reveals he his actually playing minesweeper.
Michael suddenly bursts out of his office, breathing heavy and holding his right arm.
Michael: "Oh my god, my chest! (Carefully "collapses" on the floor)
Pam: "Michael, are you alright? Someone should call an ambulance!"
Dwight rushes over and grabs Michael as everyone gathers around.
Dwight: "I can give you CPR! Just hang in there buddy!" (He tries to put his mouth on Michael's)
Michael: "No!" (Pushes Dwight away)
Still breathing heavy, Michael moans loudly.
Michael: "Right arm (gasp) numb (gasp) chest (gasp) pain."
Jim looks at the camera, raising his eyebrows.
(Cuts to interview with Jim)
Jim: "Michael cut out of work early Friday and forgot to pick up his papers from the printer"
Jim holds up the papers that say 'WebMD' at the top.
(Back to office)
Jim: "Hey, Michael. I thought it was your left arm that's affected?"
Michael: "No, no, it's the right one!" (Still gasping and moaning)
Jim: "Really? Because it says here (pulls out papers from behind his back) that it's the left arm."
Michael: "Well, it's obviously wrong, Jim!"
Kelly: "Oh my god! One time my friend thought she had the bird flu, 'cause her parakeet died, like, a week before she got sick, and she looked up her symptoms and they totally matched!"
Angela: "Did she have the bird flu?"
Kelly: "No, she was pregnant."
Pam gives Jim a knowing look.
Pam: "Hey, Michael. Maybe you're pregnant?"
Michael: "I am not-! You know what? Forget it!"
Michael gets up, suddenly healthy again, and storms into his office.
(Opening Credits)