Chapter 1: The Challenge
It starts out in Jake's old Indian cottage and while hes drinking a cup of tea straight from the commonwealth and then comes a knock at the door Jake goes to answer the door and when he opens it...
Misha with no emotion "Hello there Jake."
Jake proclaims,
"WAIT WHAT WHY ARE YOU HERE AND WEARING SEXY MONK CLOTHES"
Misha was infact wearing very sexy monk clothes with the top of them slightly lose and a scarf round his neck Misha sighs saying "I know they are indead sexy but if you would please listen to my tales..."
Misha ushers towards the sofa saying "I will tell you everything..."
After closing the front door to Jake's tiny cottage Misha and Jake sit down. Oh and did I mention Jakes wearing a very revealing Indian gown Jake stands up almost revealing everything and says Jake proclaims suddenly "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
He slams his hands down on the table in fury Misha with no reation "Quiet my brother, all will be explained soon"
Misha puts his hand up to issue silence to Jake and calmly explains Misha continues "I have been sent by god to issue you this task"
He swips Jake's cup of tea right out his hand and sips it firmly Jake supprised exclaims "Hey!"
Misha ignoring it continues "He orders you to create a harem, one to challenge all harems with as many people as you can wrangle"
Jake sighs "Why though?"
Misha with a cheeky look on his face almost the face of one who would want to have a cheeky nandos right then and there says "No clue but I'm sure he likes a bit of fun"
"Anyway my one reward for delivering this message to you is to be the first member of your harem... This is all I desire"
"Challenge accepted!" Jake proclaims triumphantly "And I love the part about you being the first" Jake touches Misha's arm "Get ready for the preharem" Jake says as they both leap out the door in search of a harem adventure