Chapter 1: Regular Day

It started out like any regular day, "Gin-chan can you go on a walk with me?" Kagura asked with her –aru accent. When Sakata Gintoki ignored her she repeatedly called his nickname. "Gin-chan, Gin-chan, Gin-chan" when he plucked his nose and turned a page in his JUMP she turned to the next human Shinpachi. "Hey Shinpachi" she looked at the virgin boy who was staring at Otsu on the TV. "Shinpachi" she stood in front of the television. He looked around her and this process continued a few times before Kagura finally gave up. "Fine I'll just go with Sadaharu" She grabbed Sadaharu by the collar, but the overly-sized dog flipped a page in BITCH WEEKLY (female dog).

Kagura dropped the collar an turned on her heels as she proceeded out the door and down the stairs saying, "LAZY MALES!" so they could hear her. She continued to walk past DORK aka Madao aka Hasegawa, past the cabernet Smiles Host Club, through the park, and further until she found herself in an eerie part of Edo. She looked around and saw a beige haired teen staring into a building. She smirked a perfect way to end her walk. "Hey sadist isn't it a little too early for peeping!" she shouted.

Okita Sogo shot her a glare. "Oi, China keep it down or the man who does illegal experiments will come out" he waved his hand up and down at her.

She stared at the building, "So you're here on a job" she laughed. "This building is abandoned and dirty not even an illegal scientist would work here.

She began to walk toward the building, "China I don't think you should do that, this isn't any ordinary scientist we're talking about" he followed her.

She looked at him, "Has anyone come in or out so far during your investigation" he shook his head. She smiled, turned around, and proceeded to open the door. "What are you scared or something?" she opened the door.

"I could ask you that" he unconsciously followed her in when they were all the way in the door closed behind them.

"See I told you" Kagura stepped more into the room swinging her umbrella around.

Sogo looked around the room then he saw something shining in the distance pointed at Kagura. "CHINA THINK FAST!" he called.

Kagura looked up and stuck her umbrella up to deflect the spear, but the spear flew around the umbrella and at light speed she was hit in the arm. "What!" she yelled and pulled it out as she screamed. Sogo walked over to Kagura and bent down to touch her arm. "Don't touch!" she moved back and recalled the last time he tried to "fix" an injury of hers.

"I was only going to help", he said inching closer pulling the cloth from around his neck.

"No, don't touch! I don't trust yo-" she started and then fainted.

"Hey China!" he walked over to her then a wave a sleepiness fell upon him too. "Sleeping Gas, I should've known" and he too fainted.

A Few Moments later ~ a man with brown wavy hair and gray eyes walked out accompanied by a girl with long auburn hair and a turquoise eye with an eye patch covering the other.

"How do they look Akumi" said the brown haired one.

"Perfect a Yato and that police Shinsengumi that has been spying on us" said Akumi walking over and flipping the two over with her foot. She smiled "Kei, we'll take these two with us to the outside lab in Bushu I want to test the new virtual reality machine" she said walking past Kei and out the same door she came from.

"Yes, I'll start the vehicle as soon as I'm over there" he grabbed Kagura and Sogo over his shoulder and followed her out the door.

As he made his way towards the floating vehicle Akumi past Kei two needles. He looked at her "Make sure that they stay asleep" he nodded and injected one needle into both Kagura and Sogo. Kei climbed into the front seat and they made their way to Bushu.

12:10 am

Sogo opened his eyes to find Kagura sleeping soundly next him. He tapped her shoulder; she turned the other way and made a face. So he took the liberty to shake her shoulder really hard, "Oi China wake up!"

Kagura leaned forward waking up one of her buns undone, "Kamui mommy told you to make me a big bowl of rice and you can get a small one, but hers has to be bigger than mine." She looked around and saw that she wasn't where she thought she was. Then she saw, "SADIST, what are you doing here. What am I doing here?!" her stomach grumbled loudly and she collapsed back down, "I'm so HUNGRY!"

"Stop being a kid, and grow up", he scowled at her. "You were the one who got us in this mess"

"Me?" she asked puzzled.

"Yeah you" he looked at her. "You're too young to have a bad memory already"

"No I don't have a bad memory like I remember taking a walk through town but- I don't remember how the walk ended", she scratched her head.

Sogo turned and began to observe his surroundings they were in what almost seemed like an apartment… in the same bed. He deadpanned and got out of the bed. To his surprise he wasn't wearing his Shinsengumi uniform, but instead American clothing. He was wearing a yellow top, with black jeans, and gray converses. He looked over at Kagura and she wasn't wearing her same outfit either it was replaced with a love pink tee, with a light blue mini skirt and leggings underneath. Her shoes were red converse.

"Where are we" he found himself saying.

He turned to Kagura, but apparently she just figured something out too, "HEY SADIST care to explain why we were in the same bed and why I'm wearing THIS clothing" she stood on the bed with her shoes and all and swung a kick at his face.

He dodged and said, "I don't know"

"Are you telling me that I lost my virginity to you" she jumped off the bed and attempted to punch.

"What the hell are you talking about?!" he grabbed her arm.

"Momma told me that whenever a women and a man sleep together that means either they're married or they just had sex" she flushed

Sogo looked at her, "Well you don't need to worry there isn't a women here"

She used her other hand and punched him in the stomach, "Your right I don't know why I thought there was a man here because all I see is a sadist" She stomped out of the room obviously furious. "W-what is this?" you could hear her say.

"What" Sogo got up off the floor and walked over to where she was at the door.

"We aren't in EDO!" Kagura looked at Skyscrapers.

"I think we're in America" they looked at each other.

12:00a.m at Yorozuya

"Gin-san I'm leaving now" Shinpachi stepped into the foyer.

"Yeah, whatever bye" said Gintoki on the couch.

"Did Kagura ever come back from her walk?" he slipped on a sandal.

"She doesn't have a curfew" he plucked his nose.

"Yeah, but she usually comes in an hr. later from her walk due to her skin sensitivity" Shinpachi put on the last sandal and headed out the door. "Gin-san I'm going to check with my sister and see if she's seen Kagura."

He closed the door and Gintoki plucked a booger from his nose, "Teenagers…" he mumbled.

12:00a.m at Shinsengumi

Kondo came into HQ with a black eye, "Kondo-san have you seen Sogo? I think he ditched on his job again" Hijikata said as he saw the gorilla.

"He wasn't at his post… so who's there now" Kondo went to the fridge and pulled out an ice pack.

"I sent Yamazaki he said he went to go buy some Anpan first" Hijikata lit a cigarette.

All of a sudden Yamazaki came bursting in the room, "Commander, Vice-Commander look what I found while investigating"

He held up an Anpan wrapper, "Anpan?" they questioned.

Yamazaki looked at what he pulled out, "No, not that" he put it back into his pocket and pulled out a red box.

"Sukonabu? Yamazaki what kinda joke are you trying to pull" Hijikata stated.

"Well if you think about it carefully and decipher it, the only one we know who likes Sukonabu would be the Yorozuya's Kagura." said Yamazaki almost proudly.

"And, your point is?" Kondo questioned.

"Maybe Kagura and Okita-taichou fought, and we could find out were First-Commander is if we ask the Yorozuya's"

"That's a good idea" Kondo threw the ice pack down to reveal no bruise. "Toshi fire up the car we're going to the Yorozuya's"

TBC…

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