OMG!
It's Albus Severus/Scorpious!
SO CONFUSING!!!! .
No, it's not Albus/Severus/Scorpious, Albus Severus is SPOILERS! If you haven't read all the books, don't read the rest of this!
HARRY'S KID!! And omg, Scorpious is Draco's kid!!!
Yey
It's basically AU, here's why.
A LOONG time ago, when Harry's dad, James, ((which also happens to be MY dads name)) met a cute little scrawny guy named Severus Snape. They 'didn't really get along'; but that was just a façade, cause they were really in love with each other. But, obviously, ((Hogwarts is a VERY homophobic place)) they couldn't openly do anything about it.
And besides, they were supposed to hate eat other. Then there was that nasty girl, Lily Evans. James was going out with her just to keep his friends happy. But poor little Sevvie didn't like it. He was jealous. HE wanted James all to himself.
So, on their last day of Hogwarts, James accidentally gets Lily pregnant. Lily, the little ho that she was, wanted some action, but James just wanted to go see his beloved Sevvie. So he didn't use protection. ((GASPETH!)) and the little ho had a baby named Harry.
When Voldie came to kill them, he fell for James too. But you see, James still was having an affair with Sevvie, and he was like, "If you kill that little ho, I'll still be alive, and I'll let you torment my son, as long as you die, and not him."
So, Voldie was like, "Okie-dokie artichokie!" and killed off that nast ho so he could watch James and Sevvie go at it on the couch while Voldie was 'watched' Harry.
James and Sevvie decided they wanted some privacy away from Voldie's creepiness, and Harry's little-kid-annoyingness, so they send Harry to the nast aunt and uncle. PET-TOON-E-AH and the other one. ((I forget his name.)) Vernon??
Anywhoo, bla bla bla, Harry ends up at hogwarts, and meets Draco Malfoy. They 'didn't really get along'; but that was just a façade, cause they were really in love with each other. But, obviously, ((Hogwarts is a VERY homophobic place)) they couldn't openly do anything about it.((CUT+PASTE!!))
((PS, Harry knows that James and Sevvie go at it, he just doesn't live w/ them. He stays w/ Malfoy when they go on vacation.))
Bla bla bla, ((SNIP! GLUE!))
Then there was that nasty girl, Jinny Weasly. Harry was going out with her just to keep his friends happy. But poor little Draco didn't like it. He was jealous. HE wanted Harry all to himself.
So, on their last day of Hogwarts, Harry accidentally gets Jinny pregnant. Jinny, the little ho that she was, wanted some action, but Harry just wanted to go see his beloved Draco. So he didn't use protection. ((GASPETH!)) and the little ho had a baby named Albus Severus.
And lo and behold, Draco was dating some Slytherin girl to keep his friends happy. BUT, on the last day of Hogwarts, in their 8th year, Draco got her pregnant! ((The SAME time that Harry had gotten Jinny pregnant!)) And she had a kid and was high, 'cause she named it Scopious.
And bla bla bla, Scorpie and Albie actually both liked eat other, ((Obviously, their dads were doin' it together))
((OH, Jinny died, and Draco's dad killed the Slytherin girl after she had her baby, cause she was nasty. Like Lily, and Jinny.))
So, bla bla bla, Albie and Scorpie end up together! Like their dads!!!!
Woohoo!!!!
i suppose this shall be the first chapter
if people like the idea, i shall do more!!!!!!