Ex-V: Please enjoyyy

The sun set peacefully on another average day, Eren stretched; imagining his bed already and the sleep that it might offer. Connie Springer, of his division, seemed to have other things in mind. "Psst..Eren..." He was whispering, in a tone far too suspicious.

"Eren..." The bald scout poked his back, louder this time, More insistent. Finally, Jeager turned, meeting the shorter man's eager gaze.

"Yes, Connie?"

"Have you..." Springer looked warily left and right. "Ever seen Mikasa naked?"

The silence. It was grave; except for Eren who could feel his blood evaporate all at once. "I...Ah...Er" The man struggled with obvious memories that reddened his face. "Well, We're...You know, Family..."

"I knew it! I knew it man" The scout laughed gaily, slapping his back. "So, how was it? She get you hard?"

There was no silence this time, only a lithe right hook Connie ducked gratefully. "The fuck would I tell you that, Connie-" Eren's hissing caught sharply in the back of his throat as Mikasa stepped from what Jeager would later swear was thin air; Up and down.

"You boys having a fun conversation..?" She trailed off threateningly, leaning on Connie with an arm. The latter appeared to have lost the will to live or see another day.

"Oh...Oh god..." Springer gasped, with Eren looking on smugly. "She heard..." His voice had become smaller than Krista's Whisper, Not close.

"Hey, uh...Eren." Mikasa hopped from the topic with frightening velocity. "How was it? Did I get you hard..?" Her eyes twinkled and Eren gagged.

"Mi-MIkasa!" He whirled away, making every attempt to hide his face. "Stop enjoying this...!";

He could be distinctly heard struggling to breathe for the rest of the evening.

Ex-V; I hope you liked that adaptation! Let know know what you think, if you want more! Thank you so much for your time!