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Summary: When Zuko and Sokka are left to care for a sheep, named Tim, they accidentally get him sick. They'll go on an amazing journey through the Earth Kingdom, meeting friends and foes, on the ultimate quest to find IHOP and save Tim. But will they make it there before it's too late, or will they lose Tim on the way.

Author: This is my second story, my first one was a success… somewhat. I came up with this story when my sister was messing around about Lord of the Rings. That's why in a way it's a crossover, sort of… not much… just a little. But it will be funny. My friend, Krissy, will be helping me. And if any of you have read my other story you'll know what that means.

Azula: It'll be stupid.

Author: Exactly… now go away.

Azula: No.

Zuko: ON WITH THE STORY!!

Of Sheep and Men

"Are you saying this is my fault?!"

"DUH! You're the one who fed him that stuff and made him sick!"

"Oh please, if anything made him sick it was you're soup!"

"There was nothing wrong with that soup!"

"IT WAS PURPLE!!"

"Oh, shutup!"

"You!"

"You!"

"YOU!!"

"YOU!!"

"YOU!!"

"ZUKO!! SOKKA!! Will you shut up!"

"SHUTUP AANG!" They both shouted in unison.

"NO! You two are so annoying. Both of you are to blame for getting Tim sick. Zuko fed him horrible soup and Sokka fed him something that looked like food, but obviously wasn't. Now you better do something about it before she shows up to get her sheep."

"Yeah, she is terrifying." Sokka said nodding his head.

"True." Zuko agreed.

"So what are you going to do?"

"Go to IHOP!" They both said in unison.

"IHOP!" Aang said excitedly. "REALLY!"

"No." Zuko said.

"What?" Aang asked suddenly very depressed.

"Nah, I'm kidding. I just couldn't help it, you looked so happy."

"That's awful… I'm never going to forget this."

"I'll buy you some pancakes once we get to IHOP."

"YAY!!" He said excitedly as he jumped up and down. "Wait… Why IHOP?"

"To get the magical pancakes to save Tim." Sokka said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh… Well we better get going. He doesn't look so good." Aang said looking down at Tim, the sheep.

"Okay… Where's Appa?" Zuko said looking around.

"He's shopping for Momo's birthday."

"… THEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO GET THERE?!"

"NO!" Sokka groaned. "We have to walk."

"Well let's go. Can't have her find out about this." Zuko said picking up Tim and walking off, followed by a hyper Aang and an annoyed Sokka.

Author: It'll get better. I promise. Tim belongs to my sister! And so does some of these ideas in this story.

Zuko: That's because she's to pathetic to come up with anything on her own.

Author: Shut up or I'll have Azula lock you in the closet. Oh, and… Review for cookies!!

Sokka: READ!!

Aang: AND!!

Iroh: REVIEW!!

Zuko: OR NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!