America opened the closet. "Get out of there, everybody knows you're gay anyways." England looked up, his tear stained cheeks turning blue. America squinted. "Why the fuck is your skin blue?"
"Because it's a mystical magical fairy land," said Britain, getting up and showeringglitter and marijuana over America. America joined UK in the mystical magical fairy land and they cooked flying mint bunny over a sloiw fire the end.