Disclaimer: I don't own twilight I promise!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

A/N: Okay that was really random and stressy disclaimer. I have three stories I want to write but I'm putting this one down before I is after BD

Alice POV

Rosalie, Bella, and I were all watching Texas Chainsaw Massacare (sorry if that's spelled wrong). And it was freakin' scary. I had begged Jasper to let me watch it, that was stupid. I couldn't believe how scared I was, I was currently hiding under a blanket, and Bella had a pillow in front of her face, but Rosalie was all engrossed in the film. Rose was actually the only girl in our family that could watch scary movies. I heard the door open and someone walked in, I couldn't see their face but there was blood on their clothes. I screamed bloody murder with Bella, while Rosalie laughed at our sorry asses.

"It's.. *gulp of air*... Just.. *gulp of air*... Ness." Bella choked, I was still screaming. Bella put a hand over my mouth.

"Okay, I have to go change my pants." Bella said getting up and running to Edward.

Jasper flitted down the stairs.

"Alice, are you okay?" he asked in a rushed voice, holding my face between his hands.

"Renesmee's evil and wants to kill us!" I wailed, he smiled.

"Alice, it's okay." he said making a swift move to where I was in his lap, I dry-sobbed into his shirt. When I looked up we were in our room sitting on the bed, I was still in his lap.

"Jasper?" I whined, he was rubbing my back.

"Hmm?"

"Go kill Rosalie." I whined, he smiled.

"Alice, you're the one who begged me into letting you watch it." he said, I pouted.

"But Rose knows better, she bribed me into begging you cause she didn't wanna have to watch it alone." I said, he smirked.

"Bella was there." he said, I pouted.

"But she's worse than me!" I said, he sighed and smiled.

"Fine." he said leaving the room.

Then I heard Rosalie scream. "Get the fuck off me!"

clunk, clunk, clunk. (the clunks are them rolling down the stairs)

"Die you bitch!" Jasper yelled.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"You bastard!" Rose countered.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"How many stairs are there?!" Jasper asked.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"A lot!" Rose yelled.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"You scared my wife!" Jasper screamed switching the subject.

clunk clunk, clunk.

"You married her!" Rose yelled.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"How much longer?" Jasper asked.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"I can see the end." Rosalie dramatized.

clunk, clunk, clunk.

"The end is near." Jasper followed.

Then... BOOM!!!!!

"Oooow." they both whined in unision. I ran out of mine and Jasper's room to the top of the stairs, to see them laying at the bottom rubbing their heads.

"Jerk." Jasper said.

"Bitch." she replied, Jasper growled in the back of his throat. Rosalie screamed running away to Emmett.

I flitted down the stairs and sat down next to My Jazzy.

"Thank you." I said in my small voice, he smiled.

"Anything for you." he said, I smiled.

"I love you." I told him.

"I love you, too." he replied, he kissed me and carried me bridal style up the stairs.

A/N: I thank crazykgirl9 for her wonderful help. I thought this would be cute. Please review and I'm sorry for not updating Stand in the Rain for awhile but i'm stuck and I'm trtying very hard, and school has changed standards to where we completely skipped 8th grade math and went right into highschool. Well yeah so please review and thanks!!!!!

P.S. Please Tell me if you think i should do more scary movie things!! THANKS!

~Pixie~