I Dare You to Read This

by Catsrawesome

Let me get your attention. ahoedjhioaw3eyfok2rnujsjhfuqwjfujdejuirjjetfiokmlpostbvwau 0gkiaKRFDKLEDFKIWEFDJKDVH AKLVNfoldwfjdvkgeJJdzxncbvjsx Now some smiley faces: :):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):) CYCLOPES! .).).).).).).).).).).).).) Now some cookies: (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) DID IT! Do I care? No. Do you care? Let's find out. (Used to be just PJO fanfic)

1. Why Are You Reading This?

If you are reading this, I am not sure whether to laugh at you or to pity you. This is something I wrote because I was bored.

I chose the category HOO because HOO is awesome.

Let me see...

Leo is awesome, Octavian sucks, and I want a pony.

What else is there to say?

My favorite color is purple. I like purple because it is awesome. Also, purple is EVIL! If you have not seen Despicable Me 2 (which is awesome), you would not get that.

I also love cats. If you have not figured that out by my user name, than you are dumb. You are dumb just like Persassy, who is awesome (not to mention sassy). If you don't know who Persassy is, look it up.

I am so manipulative. Do you know why? I am currently wasting your precious time. You could be reading some fanfic that is much better than this one. Do I care? No. Do you care? No idea.

If you are still reading this, than I don't even know what to say about that. I believe that I have mentioned before that this is a very good waste of your time. Still, I might as well keep going.

Ships: caleo is awesome. I don't care if you ship, Liper, Lazel, Leyna, and I even found someone who ships Neo! I mean, I know Nico is gay, but what about Leo? I am just disturbed. Do I care? No.

I also love Percabeth. At least that might make you feel better. I know that pretty much everyone on the planet loves Percabeth. Why? I have no idea. Do I care? No.

Are you still reading this? You know what? I am going to do you a favor. I am going to stop writing. Your welcome. If you want to know more about my boring social life, than leave a review asking me to continue. Until then, I'll be waiting. I have a feeling I'll be waiting for a while, so why don't you go make yourself a cup of hot chocolate or a box of popcorn. Have a nice life.

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