Tuesday Mario opened his door and looked at the beautiful countryside of Mushroom Kingdom. "Today is a good day to be alive," said Mario. He saw his mailbox had the little red flag raised. "Mamma mia, I hope it's my subscription to Pasta Weekly," mario exclaimed before going to the mailbox. Upon opening it, he found a letter with a black, green and red envelope. Mario knew right away it was Bowser.
'I have your woman, come find me' it said. And Mario intended to do just that. But first he had to grab his lucky hat, because he always wears that hat when out on adventures. With the hat, Mario was fully equipped to take on whatever challenges Bowser brought his way.
He set off running towards Bowser's castle. It would be a long way, but he would have to bear the journey. On the way, he decided to call Luigi on the cellphone to ask for backup. Luigi agreed to come along and help, and that he'd catch up soon.
After pocketing his phone, he noticed a coin high above his head, rotating like all coins do. "I want that coin," Mario thought, "I gotta beat my old high score." He wondered how to reach it, and saw a few blocks next to it. He jumped up onto the blocks and jumped over the coin and ground pounded on it.
But this wasn't a real coin, it was a trap put there by bowser. He couldn't collect it like normal. Instead, the force of his groundpound forced the coin to rip through his overalls and lodge itself firmly into his ass. Mario screamed in pain as the coin scraped painfully against his virginal anus. It was at least three inches in, and had to rip some of his skin to reach in that far. And yet even as Mario's cries echoed throughout the land, he felt a conflicting sensation went against his every expectation; that of pleasure.
"OH GOD" Mario shouted, as his sunk deeper onto the coin. Even through the scrotum-shrivelling pain he could feel the growing pleasure flooding from his prostate. He had never had anal sex before, but he had heard stories from Luigi about how good it felt. Suddenly the pleasure double, then triple, and he felt his tiny Italian prick harden as the stimulation overwhelmed him. The coin had resumed its previous rotation, and Mario found himselp spinning along with the coin.
The pressure his inanimate partner exerted on his privatemost insides had him gasping for breath and precumming. Had he not been so surprised, he would certainly be supplementing his experience with a serious pounding of his mini-sausage. But the coin was too adept at its ministrations, and he had tensed his body so hard he swore his mustached was curled even harder than usual.
"Hey Mario, I'm here..." said Luigi, rounding the corner, before he noticed Mario's current predicament. "Oh no, not Bowser!" He shouted. Luigi didn't realize that Mario was secretly enjoying this little 'trap'. "Don't worry, I'll get you down from there!"
"NO..." Mario shouted, his voice raspy from his constant moaning and screaming, "IT... FEELS... SO... GOOD!"
"I TOLD YOU!" Luigi yelled back, grinning so wide he nearly pulled a cheek muscle.
"I'M GONNA CUM!" Mario shouted, and then he promptly shot out the strongest ejaculation of his life. It went 3 feet out. His orgasm-cries could be heard all the way from Bowser's castle.
Later, after Luigi helped Mario down and brought him some new overalls, and Mario took a shower to wash off all the sex-smell, he sat down at his kitchen table and wrote a letter to Bowser. It said, "Bowser: You can keep her. But maybe you could send me a few more of those coins "
THE END