Time for a durpy story!
Entry Number One-
Dear diary,
I'm getting REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY stressed here in the Dark Forest trying to destroy the clans and all, so I decided to tell you about it.
Today Ivypool scoffed me about breaking a claw. Like, seriously, I WATCH YOU IN YOUR DREAMS FOR EVILNESS SAKE I SAW YOU ALMOST START BAWLING WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR CLAW SO DON'T COMPLAIN PEST!
I saw Lionheart today and was having a totally fangirl moment. I was like, you are TOTES cute but:
HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY,
HERE'S MY ADDRESS,
COME TO IT AND DIE MAYBE!
Ivypoop was texting lies to Hawkfrost all like: "I JUST LURVE BEING A DARK FOREST CAT LIKE HOLLA!"
And I was like: Ooops I read your texts.
And sent an anonymous note.
It might've said something like: LAY OFF MY MAN IVYPOOP! HANNA MONTANA IS BETTER THAN YOU EVEN IF SHE'S NAKED ON A WRECKING BALL LIKE STAHAP! -M
Then Tigerstar pulled up jamming to Jay Z with Brokenstar and asked me to go to their party.
I shouldn't have accepted. *shivers*
The next day some poophead calls me and asks me to date them and wut.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE THERE WILL BE MORE
- Greydeer and Brightleaf