John wakes up and knows something isn't rite. Hes scared to open his eyes because he doesn't know what hes doing to see when he does. He remembers the stag party and the shots in the bar. His knuckles hurt so he knows the fite he kind of remembers happening must've happened. His head is aching and his eyes are blurry so he cant really make out the other person in bed with him.
He just hopes its a woman.
He goes to rub his eyes when the light coming in from the partially open curtains catches something shining on his hand. On his left, ring finger to be precise and he sits up in bed and stares at what is most likely a wedding ring.
Noooo. He didn't get married did he? That is just too clichéd. He's no that crazy rite? Surely he'd remember something as... as life altering as that? And who would he marry? The only person he would ever consider marrying was getting married to somebody else.
He was gonna kill Rodney. Why would Rodney let him go and do something so stupid? They were supposed to stick together last night and show Kanaan – Teyla's fiancée – what a proper stag night was in vegas. How had he got separate from the group?
He didn't want to look at the woman beside him. Could tey get an annulment? Looking under the covers at his naked body, he didn't think so.
He rubbed his face and shouted in pain when he pressed against his eye. Whoever he had fight with got a good punch in to his face. Who would marry him with a black eye?
The woman beside him started to move and john tried to slide out of the bed. Maybe if he made his escape she would forget she married him? Was that the rite thing to do?
He turned around to look at the woman and his heart leapt into his mouth at the site.
It couldn't be.
"Teyla?"