Pikachu's Diary

by dalexe

A retelling of the anime from Pikachu's point of view. This story will change some things from the anime but I will try to keep to the plot of the anime as much as possible. Contains some fourth wall jokes. Please read and enjoy the never before told secret world of Pikachu. He will shock you!

1. Chapter 1

Pikachu´s Diary

chapter 1

I was sleepy. I am a Pikachu and this is my third month at the lab and I am sick of it. I want to be able to run freely, like I did before I was captured by that guy in a white coat and with grey hair while I was happily chewing on some power cables.

The balls he called pokeballs where quite irritating. In fact I hate them, they are just too small. I can rest in there but I cannot run around.

Now this guy with a weird cap and raven black hair came to the lab and hugged me! That is not acceptable so I shocked him by using thunder shock on him. He made such a funny face when he dropped down.

He then tried to return me to the pokéball, which I refused. Then the trainer tried to drag me away with a rope!

This did go on and on until we were in the Viridian forest. It was a forest full of bug type Pokémon and some flying types. My trainer wanted me to battle a wild Pidgey. Pidgey is a flying normal type bird like Pokémon. But I just shook my head and said in pokelanguage:

"No you stupid idiot, why should I battle for you? Give me one good reason."

He gave me this reason:

"So, you can only say your name huh?"

My response was:

"What kind of answer is that idiot?"

He does not seem to be able to understand what I'm saying.

Now he is trying to order me to battle for him. I respond with:

"Hell no idiot why should I risk my life for you when all that you have ever done for me is to hug me and drag me with a rope!"

Then he started throwing stones at some pidgeys, they all dodged before he could hit them.

He looked so funny while he threw stones at them.

This continued on for quite some time until he threw a stone at a Spearow, spearows looks like pidgeys but they are more aggresive.

Then the Spearow called his flock to hunt him down.

Then they started attacking me! Why would they attack me?

I have not done anything to them!

After some time I used thunder to scare them away from me, unfortunately I couldn't control it so many thundershocks did go in other directions. Oh well, they can't do too much damage, right?

Then a crazy girl came in, wearing shorts and a yellow shirt, carrying a bike on her back, screaming that she would kill the one that destroyed her bike, and then she saw Ash and me.

It was truly fearful for me to watch the girl scream and whack my trainer with a mallet repeatedly, where did she even get a mallet?

After five minutes of pummeling I had enough and unleashed my thunder shock on her, she was thrown into a river with angry Gyardoses in it. Oh well, she will be fine.

But after that I started to trust my trainer a bit more, he took a massive beating with that mallet for me so I would battle for him. But only with a type advantage!