Ficlet series based on the prompts sent to me via Tumblr.

This will range from ratings K to M, and may go back and forth between OkiKagu and GinTsu. I'll change the warnings if needed. If someone does send me a sexually explicit prompt, I will not post it here, but on Tumblr.

Anyway, let's start with my latest prompt. The other prompts will follow.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama. It belongs to Sorachi Hideaki.

Everyday Diary

Observations

Prompt: "Okita pulling a surprised kagura, after one of their fights, spontaneously into her (and his) first kiss and Gintoki observing it"

"The hell are you doing here?!"

"This is a public space, China. What are you bitching about?"

Gintoki sighed once more as he watched his daughter challenge Souichirou-kun for the nth time. Despite aging for some years, they have yet to outgrow their bantering phase, which had now evolved into physical fights that sent buildings and poles toppling down. The more intense the fights, the better their moods were after they walked away.

This time around, however, they had regressed back to their childhood days of all talk, no action.

"Don't call me a bitch!" his daughter screamed.

"You just called yourself that, idiot." he said, dodging a punch that went his way.

Interesting. Probably gonna get violent. Gintoki then stuck out one index finger and began picking his nose, observing the violent pair scream obscenities at one another.

"You stupid sadist! Of all the days, why did I have to see you right now?!" she yelled, trying to hit him with her trademark umbrella.

Sougo, in turn, was dodging the attacks she was throwing. "You probably miss me."

"Why would I miss you?! I fucking hate you!"

Ouch, Gintoki winced inwardly as he watched the Shinsengumi captain twitch subtly at the female Yato's comment, and knew that the comment had hurt the poker-faced youth. Despite the deadpan look, men do wince when they're hurt.

"Yeah, whatever. Look, China, if you can't stand to breathe the same air as well, go away. Or better yet, move out of Edo."

God damn it, Gintoki thought as he saw his daughter look hurt at the comment.

BE HONEST FOR ONCE AND STOP THIS NONSENSE! STOP DRIVING GIN-SAN CRAZY!

If Gintoki had his way, he would grab their heads, one head in each hand…

… and just force them to kiss one another.

Seriously, that was the thing they needed, and god forbid, it wasn't happening anytime soon.

Come on, divine intervention. Do it for my sanity…!

If he heard about Kagura's romantic woes towards this guy one more time, he might just hit someone repeatedly with Touya-ko. And the someone was either Shinpachi or Souichirou-kun, whoever was closer in range.

"China, seriously," Souichirou said, backing up from the rampaging girl, who was slowly walking towards him, her face red from both anger and the blazing heat of the sun. "calm the fuck down and—" before he could finish his sentence, she decided to charge at the younger half of the Do-S duo…

… and, in a twist of fate that would probably be labeled as 'totally shoujo', had tripping on a small rock on the ground, crashing onto the policeman, who had his guard down and had fallen as well.

Sakata Gintoki tried to contain his laughter when he saw Kagura straddling the policeman, who had sat up immediately when the girl on top of him aimed her umbrella at the side of his head.

"What the hell's your problem?!" she screamed.

"What? I was giving you a suggestion. You can get the hell out of here, you know, and you'll never have to see me again." he answered monotonously.

"THAT SO?! THEN MAYBE I WILL!"

"Then…"

"Then wha—" before she could even continue on with her sentence, Okita Sougo, captain of the first division of the Shinsengumi, had grabbed the collar of the qipao she was wearing and pulled her towards him to give her a kiss on the lips.

The naturally-permed samurai had been shocked at the gesture that he accidentally pressed his nose a bit too deep inside his nostril and began nosebleeding right then and there. Despite the wound, despite the disgusting scene before him (why the fuck were they on the verge of making out in broad daylight?!), two things were very sure:

1.) Kagura was growing up

and

2.) If baldy hears of this, he was gonna die a rather violent death… and moving to another planet was no good, as the alien hunter lived up to the hunter part of his title.

W-well… as long as he doesn't know… I'm safe…!

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