What goes on in the Suzuki Household
Chapter 1: Ice-Cream Thief!
A:N: Hi this came right into my head! Anyhow let's go!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, only the house and plot.
In the mansion of Hibiki Suzuki, it was surprisingly quiet. Everyone simply was in sleepy state of laziness, due to the boiling heat... Everyone just lied on the couch fanning themselves off under the AC, feeling the cool breeze.
" Ugh... Man it's so hot... Hey Biki-Chan can you turn up the AC?" Bao Sanniang asked, in a slow weak tone.
" OK..." The boy with violet eyes replied. He grabbed the beige remote and pressed a button.
Beep!
" Ah... That feels so good!" Bao Sanniang exclaimed.
" Hold on I'll go get some ice-cream!" Hibiki remarked as he went to the kitchen. His footsteps making a quiet crumple under the carpet.
At the kitchen Hibiki went rummaging through the ENORMOUS freezer, looking for the sweet, cold, delicious delight.
" Dammit, where is that ice-cream!" Hibiki thought aloud as he threw out pies and meat. Soon the entire freezer was completely cleared out of food. Hibiki stood there... As if all of his color faded away...
There was a complete silence throughout the house. No noise, not even the sound of a cricket. Just utter silence.
" WHO THE -bleep- ATE MY ICE-CREAM?" Everything started shaking, it was as if an earthquake hit the core of the planet!
"Woah! Biki-Chan!" Bao Sanniang came rushing into the kitchen, looking quite dizzy.
" Whoever ate my -bleep-ing ice-cream, is so to get one -bleep-ing big, beating, that they will so -bleep-ed up for months with -bleep- ing brick up their lowlife, -bleep-ing ass! " Hibiki ranted, with a huge use of uncharacteristic swearing.
His eyes were practically on fire, and he had veins popping out of everywhere. He basically blowing steam out. He was storming around the kitchen.
"Calm down Biki-Chan, it's only ice-cream..." Bao Sanniang scolded.
Hibiki opened his mouth and...
THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO VERY, VERY, VERY, HEAVY SWEARING. PLEASE WAIT AS WE COVER THE BABY'S EARS.
"OH NO YOU DID-NT! YOU SON OF -
THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO VERY, VERY, VERY, HEAVY SWEARING. PLEASE WAIT AS WE COVER THE BABY'S EARS AGAIN.
Hibiki was in the dark, corner, whimpering out of fear as a dark aura surrounded him. What did Bao Sanniang do?
A day later, when Hibiki was all better and not traumatized any more.. THANKS SANNIANG!
"YOU WELCOME, NARRATOR!"
Xiahou Ba and Hibiki were at the kitchen bench discussing what to do.
" Hey? Nii-San?" Xiahou Ba asked the teenager with violet eyes.
" Yeah what?" Hibiki answered, while having a popsicle in his mouth.
"You found the ice-cream theif?"
"No... I gave up... I mean it was just ice-cream right? No need to spaz over it."
HYPOCRITE!
"Shut up, Narrator!" Hibiki retorted.
"Anyway..., so you gave up?"
"Yeah pretty much..."
"Well, that's good, because I actually stole the ice-cream, so I'm glad you feel that way." Xiahou Ba said with a carefree smile.
Hibiki however looked like a bull about to charge, with flaming red eyes. He had dark, purple, menacing aura surrounding him as well.
"I-I was just kidding..." Xiahou Ba nervously lied afraid of what Hibiki would do to him.
" Oh good! I'm glad! For a minute there I thought you were serious!"
" Phew..." Xiahou wiped a sweat off his brow.
"IS THAT WHAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULD SAY? " Hibiki turned into the vicious monster he was before.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Wait? Was that a response of just those over exaggerated no's?
" Help me!"
Never mind.
All that could be heard was the pained screams of Xiahou Ba at the wrath of Hibiki Suzuki. Now remember kids, never, ever, steal ice-cream from Hibiki, especially not the bubblegum flavor.
A:N: This is a bunch of fic-lets. Just a few bits and pieces here and there. Nothing too special. Just randomness :D. Review please!
P.S. Yes I used bleeps for comedic purposes, sue me.
~HIBIKI~