Hiya. I already started posting this story somewhere else i didn't post it here because of the whole threesome thing and i was worried about the rating but given some of the stories i've been reading here recently i think i should be ok that said if you disagree please tell me about it before running off to report me. If anyone thinks that this story shouldn't be posted here i will gracefully accept their judgement and delete the story.
Also rather than torment you and make you wait I've decided to post all the chapters I got so far all at once so enjoy!
I'd also like to give a huge thanks to noxlumen who edits all my stories for me. Thankyou sweetie you're a real angel!
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Chapter 1
"Lance we need to talk." Pietro spoke solemnly as he walked into the room he'd been sharing with Lance for the past few months to see the other boy lounging on the bed reading a magazine.
"Y'know that's what a person usually says when they're about to break up with someone. Is that what's about to happen?" Lance asked slowly setting his magazine to one side. He and Pietro had been in a relationship for the past six months now. Of course the only ones that knew about it were the other members of The 'Hood and Magneto (and hadn't it freaked Lance out more than a bit when Pietro had insisted on getting his father's approval).
"No I'm not going to break up with you, or at least I hope not. That's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about." Pietro said chewing his lower lip as he moved to sit on the bed besides Lance.
"Ok hit me." Lance said making a bring it on gesture.
"You know I love you but, well, I've been thinking and I think we both know that this relationship isn't going to last unless we do something." Pietro said cautiously studying his brunette boyfriends face for any kind of upset.
"Yeah I know." Lance sighed. He had been expecting something like this. Whilst it was true that he loved Pietro and he knew that Pietro loved him sometimes love just wasn't enough. He'd know when he got into this that their relationship was never gonna make it for the long haul, they were just too different and unless something pretty drastic happened they were going to end up going their separate ways. He adored Pietro but they had been going out for six months now and they were getting to the point where they had to actively do something to change their relationship and keep it going or admit defeat.
"Hey don't look so sad. I'm not breaking up with you but you agree that we need to do something if we want to stay together, right?" Pietro prompted hopefully tenderly cupping Lance's strong jaw and forcing Lance's brown eyes to meet his.
"Yeah I agree but unless one of us gets a personality transplant I don't know what you think we're gonna do." Lance pointed out, that was their entire problem after all. They just didn't quite fit right together. Lance was hot tempered and all for the quiet life and Pietro was annoying and constantly needed to be entertained.
"I think we should expand our relationship to include a third." Pietro said dramatically holding his breath as he waited for Lance's reaction.
"WHAT?!?!" Lance shouted giving the silver haired boy an incredulous look. He couldn't have been more shocked if Pietro had told him that he wanted to dress the two of them up like teddy bears and parade up and down Main Street.
"Wait, wait, hear me out! Look the problem is that our personalities clash too much and the best way to fix that is to bring someone else into the relationship, the right sort of person, someone with the sort of personality that would span the bridge between us and counter both of our less than desirable qualities." Pietro explained hurriedly, not wanting to give Lance the chance to blow up.
"Why do I get the feeling you've already got someone in mind?" Lance said narrowing his eyes suspiciously.
"Because I do. Listen Lance, I've been thinking about this for a while and I've found the perfect person, someone I know that we're both attracted to and has just the right personality to mix perfectly with ours and make the relationship last." Pietro announced his eyes starting to gleam with excitement and pride at coming up with the perfect person to solve their problems.
"Who?" Lance ground out apprehensively.
"Nightcrawler." Pietro announced giddily.
"The fuzzball?!?! You want to bring Kurt into this?" Lance asked askance, his eyebrows nearly reaching his hairline.
"Wait before you blow up just think about it, ok? He's perfect! For a start I know you're as attracted to him as I am. I mean can you honestly tell me that the reason you chased after Kitty for so long wasn't because you enjoyed having the opportunity to fight with Kurt and watch him get all wild eyed and ruffled?" Pietro challenged.
"Maybe just a little." Lance admitted grudgingly, it was true that he found Kurt attractive or maybe fascinating was the right word. Ever since he'd seen the blue furred teen in his true form he'd been intrigued. Sure, the German kid was a little odd looking but those oddities only served to make him more desirable. Lance had always found the blue furred boy's unusual looks less weird and more exotic. With that slender lithe body and those big cat like golden eyes Kurt could almost be considered pretty in a slightly feminine sort of a way.
"And don't you see? He has the perfect personality. Our biggest problem is that I need constant entertainment and you like a bit of peace and quiet. Kurt's lively enough to keep me occupied whilst at the same time he's got a sort of calming presence that'll sooth your temper plus the guys like a natural mediator, I'm telling you Lance he'd balance us out perfectly." Pietro claimed enthusiastically feeling bolstered by the fact that Lance didn't look like he was about to have a temper tantrum.
"Ok in theory I can see what you're saying but your forgetting one pretty important thing: Fuzzy's a X-Geek. What even makes you think he'd willingly be in a relationship with us? Hell what makes you think he's even interested in guys?" Lance scoffed. He really could see what Pietro was talking about. Kurt really was kinda perfect for them. It was like Pietro had said: Kurt was a natural mediator. The guy didn't even know he was doing it and he would balance Pietro and Lance just right. On top of that his personality was right in the middle of Lance and Pietro's.
Kurt was the middle ground. He also had a load of other qualities that made him desirable for a long lasting relationship. He was forgiving, he was loyal, he was mischievous which Lance had to confess was something that he found very appealing in his partners (hence why he was so into Pietro). And the blue boy had other qualities, too many to list really, but it was clear that Pietro had picked the ideal person except for the fact that Kurt was one of the good guys and almost certainly wouldn't get involved with a pair of 'Hoods.
"Ok, I admit that I'm not 100% positive but I'm pretty sure that Kurt's bi at least. And I know that if we work together on this we can seduce him." Pietro smirked confident in his plans.
"You seriously think we can seduce one of the purer-than-thou-X-Geeks?" Lance said sceptically the idea was almost laughable.
"I seduced you, didn't I?" Pietro pouted feeling a little peeved that Lance wasn't as enthusiastic about his plan as he was.
"Look Pie, as much as I'm ashamed to admit it I was easy. Besides, you already knew me. You knew what made me tick. You knew which buttons to press. Neither of us have a clue what might catch fuzzy's interest." Lance shook his head. He had to admit that Pietro's plan filled him with lots of lovely ideas of what he'd like to do to Nightcrawler once he got him in the sack, but this was never going to work.
"What, you think I just picked this idea off the top of my head? I've already though of all that which is why I arranged for this. All we have to do is give it to Nightcrawler and let him fill it out." Pietro sniffed haughtily and handed Lance a clipboard with a couple of sheets of paper on it. Lance looked at the pages Pietro handed him curiously noting the title at the top saying yearbook questionnaire. His eyes widened as he read through the questions.
"Pie, there's no way he's going to believe this is a yearbook questionnaire, never mind actually fill it out!" Lance stated, astounded. Some of the questions were too intimate to be believed. Hell, most of the questions were practically pornographic in nature.
"He doesn't have to. I told you I've been thinking about this for a while I took it to Agatha Harkness. The pages are enchanted. All you have to do is give it to him and he'll go into a sort of a trance and his subconscious will answer all the questions and then as soon as he hands it back he'll forget everything about it." Pietro explained smugly.
"Why his subconscious?" Lance said scratching his head in confusion.
"Because sometimes our subconscious minds know things our conscious minds don't and most of these questions are probably things he's never thought about before. You just have to tell him that you got stuck handing out yearbook questionnaires as a punishment or something because one of the teachers caught you smoking." Pietro enlightened, feeling more than a little pleased with himself. Lance was going to agree with his plans, he could tell. Pietro knew that Lance was interested he just needed a little encouragement.
"Why me?" Lance frowned.
"Because you'd be more believable so what do you say Lance? Want to help me seduce the crawler?" Pietro purred pushing Lance back onto the bed and slinking up the brunette boy's body.
"I don't know Pie. This could backfire badly." Lance said unsurely, although it was beyond tempting to try and finally get a chance as Kurt's fuzzy ass.
"Oh come on Lance, think about it. Think about what it would feel like to fuck him, all that soft silky fur and the tail. Don't tell me you're not curious about what he can do with that thing. Come on Lance, say yes." Pietro enticed seductively.
"Ok, I'll give him the list tomorrow but if the answers say he's not gay we drop it." Lance admitted defeat.
"Absolutely." Pietro agreed too quickly, his blue eyes glinting wickedly before he swooped down taking Lance's lips in a fiercely passionate kiss, knowing that he was going to get exactly what he wanted.