A Zootopia Fanfiction based on the story of nick wilde
Assassin's Tale Chapter one
Normal POV
"Hey Sarah!"
"What?"
"Take a look!"
The animal who had spoken was lounging on an old sofa in front of a television. His name was Hail, and he was a coyote. He was also one of the best assassins in the business. His fur was tan, with darker flecks of brown, and wore a long sleeve button up jacket and pants. The female wolf he was talking to trotted over from the worktable where she had been disassembling her sniper rifle. Also an assassin, she had light grey fur and an eyepatch over her left eye. She has an attitude problem too.
"So? Why did you call me over?" Sarah asked.
"There's been a major prison break from the jungle district police department!" Hail replied. They watched as the last remaining prisoner, a wolf, took a lioness as a hostage in order not to get caught by the police. "Huh. It's Nick Wilde." Hail muttered as they watched events develop.
"Woah! Well fuck, man!" Sarah exclaimed. The reporter gasped as Nick deftly disarmed the wolf. Then He did something unexpected; he kneeled in front of officer Hopps, pulled out a ring, and proposed. "Why don't you ever treat me like that Hail?"Sarah muttered.
"Because we're not a couple, Silly"
"Not yet. And don't call me silly, you bastard."
"Language silly."
"Fine"
Just then Hail's phone rang. "Hello? Yes it's me. What? You want us to… Yes. Yes I understand. Bye." He turned towards Sarah. "Put some pants on. We've got a wedding to crash"
Nick was being swarmed by reporters. "When will the wedding be?" asked one reporter.
"Will the press be invited?" asked another.
"Do I have a choice?" Nick asked with a slight smirk
"What are your views on the hostage taking a couple weeks ago?'
"It ruined my day a little, which I intended to make a relaxing one with Officer Hopps"
"Have you actually met Gazelle?"
"Would be a little understated if I just said I met her…"
"What does it take to get you horny?"
That last question threw him off. "Wait, what?" he looked around for the reporter. The Wolf who Ask the question definitely stood out from the crowd. She had an eyepatch for one thing. But the real eye catcher was her cameraman. He wasn't a fox, but he was shorter than a wolf. Nick guessed that the cameraman was a cross between the two species. His left leg glinted in the sunlight, and there was a scar stretching the right side of his face in a perpetual grimace. His camera looked like it was made from a cardboard box and the lense… It looked more like a pipe sticking out of the front of the box-camera thing. Somehow those two reporters looked like they weren´t really reporters, and something told him, it would be better to leave this place as soon as possible. Nick was finished with his business here anyway, and he wasn´t really in the mood to answer more of the questions thrown at him. So he slowly got into the Wilde-Hopps mobile and drove away.
-"So, what the fuck was that?" Hail asked as he untaped the cardboard box from his Panzerschreck.
"Wait. That was your rocket launcher?!" Sarah Exclaimed.
" I don't have the money for a camera, and besides I couldn't just leave my baby" Hail retorted.
"You're hopeless." She muttered. " and in answer to your question, I was curious. I mean, seriously, what does it take to get yourself into the mood to fuck a cottontail?"
" Woah Sarah, some people are into different things okay? You have no filter, do you?"Hail said
" I take Pride in that" She said. " the lack of filters, not that. It was a joke."
"Oh." Hail finished undressing his launcher. " I see." Hail and Sarah left the apartment together into the night.