"Gather round for some tale that's tall, but true as they can be," Roy sang.

"Brother, why is he quoting The Legend Of Middle Tennessee?" Al asked Ed curiously.

"I dunno. He may be drunk," Ed answered, watching Roy carefully.

"I'm not drunk. I just think it's time you and Alphonse heard some stories to make you happier people instead of being all angst, all the time," Roy smiled.

"So why are we here, Boss?" Havoc asked, as he stood with the rest of Mustang's subordinates.

"Do you all have anything better to do?" Roy asked.

"No," they agreed unanimously.

"Then listen in," Roy told them, "I have many a tall tale that all have a happy ending, unlike this anime," Roy mumbled the last part.

"What was that, Colonel?" Ed asked him.

"Nothing," Roy smiled reassuringly, "So everyone gather and listen up for some magical and wonderful fairytales."

"I am outta here," Ed headed for the door.

"But Ed you can't leave," Roy smiled then his smile became an evil smirk, "After all, you will be the princesses."


Hi everyone.

Just so you know this has no plot and makes no sense.

Just a warning there. Also it could possibly contain spoilers for the first anime series.

So please enjoy the Fullmetal Fairytales starring the FMA cast.

Also could have yaoi implied (especially since Ed will play the parts of most princesses or damsels and stuff). Just another warning.

So anyway prologue over.

Please enjoy!

Bye~!

Amy.

P.S. Any suggestions for fairytales are welcomed, just leave review.