You Know You Read Discworld Books Too Much When:
-You see the house of mirrors at your county fair is painted with clowns doing silly things, and think that it's the Fools' Guild Headquarters
-You think clowns are highly suspicious
-While watching NCIS, you think of Gibbs as Vimes and the Director as Vetinari
-When someone asks you what you're reading, your answer is something by Terry Pratchett over half the time
-When you're bored, you start imagining scenes with your favorite characters set wherever you are. (Vetinari grocery shopping, anyone?)
-When your dad says the dog has to go to the vet, you offer to go with just to see if Wuffles is there.
-You persist in calling every small, terrier-like dog you see Wuffles or Gastone.
-You call every big dog that you see Angua
-When running (for whatever reason) you imagine yourself as Rincewind, and this gives you motivation
-You can't read anything without comparing it to Terry Pratchett's works
-Whenever someone's going on and on about how great the Harry Potter books are, you mutter, "The Discworld kick's Hogwarts' butt!"
-Most of your holiday wish list is made up of Discworld books
-You nickname the white horse that your friend is leasing Binky.
-You secretly call the grumpy old lady down the street Granny Weatherwax
-You have secretly nicknamed your friend's nice grandma Nanny Ogg.
-You can spend hours debating which character would beat which in a fight. The possibilities are endless.
-You can't decide whether Granny Weatherwax or Lord Vetinari kicks more butt on a daily basis.
-You start thinking about what would happen if Granny Weatherwax and Lord Vetinari met, then decide it's probably best for everyone on the disc if that never happens.
-You bug your mom constantly to take you to the library to get the books you haven't read yet.
-When your math teacher is being mean, you go to your happy place; the Discworld
-Your ideal job would be assistant to the Librarian of Unseen University
-You imagine what it would be like if Lord Vetinari became President of the USA
-You think everything would be a lot better with him as President
-You wish you had a golem that you could convince to do your homework
-If you ever got a white horse, you would name it Binky