Hello! This is my first fanfiction ever, but I'm a long time reader. You could consider this crack, I suppose. Anyway, you could call me Bo Yi, Jen, Jenny, etc. Jennifer is my real name, and Bo Yi is my Chinese name…from my grandmother. Alright, let's get on with the disclaimers!
Disclaimer: I sure as heck do not own Fairy Tail.
NOTE: I have insomnia and boredom. Also, I have a potty mouth and so does Natsu. I HAVE WARNED YOU.
Gray sneered at Natsu.
"What the hell do you want, Ice Princess?!" said the oh-so-dense-idiot.
"Shut up, flamebrain. I have a bet."
Natsu got interested. Sadly, he did not notice Gray's devious thinking which, in hindsight, was pretty obvious.
"Well? Spit it out already!" Thus, he procured a piece of paper with writing on it.
"I bet you can't go in the guild the next day saying what's on the paper out loud."
Natsu was thinking, which took a lot of willpower. "What do you bet?"
Gray answered, "I bet you 50,000 jewels…and a free win on the next brawl."
Natsu immediately accepted it. The next day, he walked in the guild. He had his arms behind his head and a bright smile. He thought it was easy.
Boy, was he wrong.
Natsu took a big breath, and said…:
"'Sup, my bitches!"
The guild immediately fell silent.
The girls all started moving as one, and turned their heads toward Natsu. They immediately descended upon him like harpies and began beating him up in all sorts of unspeakable manners.
"FFFUUUUU-"
Needless to say, there was one satisfied ice mage somewhere in the guild.
It was a fateful day for the poor Natsu, after all.
Poor, poor Natsu. I know the title doesn't really fit, but please bear with it. FYI, I'm publishing this in the school library right now. Haha~