AN: hi this is my first fanfic. please give constructive criticism.

Disclaimer: i do not own Yu-Gi-Oh,Dumbo, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or any of the characters use in this story


Ryou was at home with Bakura, Nothing happening until there was a knock on the door, Ryou got up from the couch and opened the front door. Standing on the door step was Malik and Marik.

"Hi come in." Ryou invited happily. Once inside Marik bolted for the couch and jumping on to it , Malik walking calmly behind, Ryou following.

Bakura came in to the living room from the kitchen and the first thing he saw was Marik and Malik on the couch. "What are you two idiots doing here?" Bakura asked a slight sneer in his voice

Marik and Malik looked straight at him "Don't be mean to us. We just wanted to talk to Ryou " they said together. All eyes were on Ryou now who was sitting comfortably in the arm chair to the right of the couch.

"What did you want to talk about?" Ryou asked with a kind smile, It was enough to make anybody blush.

"Well...y'know the film Dumbo, y'know the pink elephants that he sees when he's drunk?" Marik answered.

Ryou looked at Marik to see if he would continue finding only silence from Marik, Ryou said "Yes, go on." trying to encourage him into continuing what he was saying .

"..." Marik said nothing he then looked at Malik. Malik under standing what Marik said, replied.

"He thinks Bakura is going to laugh at him for saying any thing more."

Bakura who had claimed the arm chair to the left of the couch, glared at Marik and said "Marik continue what you were going to say or I will through you out of one of the top floor windows....and... I promise not to laugh at you."

Marik looked at Bakura then continued " Well, the pink elephants scare me."

Ryou just looked at Marik, While Bakura was trying to hold in his laughter and failing miserably, which earned him a smack across his head by Malik. Finley Ryou spoke.

"OK, Marik but why did you want to tell me this?"

Marik replied "I was wondering if you could tell me if it was normal or not because it's only a bunch of cartoon pink elephants ." he was looking slightly embarrassed saying this.

Ryou answered "No it's perfectly fine, in fact the first time Bakura watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, he was scared of the kiddie cacher."

AN: this story was very random and i don't think it was very good. but review anyway.