Hi! So…this is basically the start of everything. All that you need to realize is that things get very bloody, very quickly after this. In the next chapter, people will die. It's awesome. So yeah. Anyways, future incidents you will want to look out for in future chapters, liberating meat patties, death by fire poker, Austwich being over run by sheep, and the French catacombs. I'm getting goose bumps already!
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When Germany captured an American solider in Russia, he was not expecting this problem. No one would ever expect this problem. The problem? He was sitting under a bridge with an American, an Italian, and a Russian. Not something he enjoyed doing. Especially in the middle of the Russian winter with the Italian clinging to him, the American still in handcuffs, and the Russian smiling eerily at him. Yes, Germany was contemplating shooting himself with his revolver. If he did, it might make his head stop hurting.
"Sooooooo…what are we going to do?" the American asked.
"I'm going to kill those two," the Russian smiled, "and leave you to die."
"Dude, that's harsh," the American shrugged.
"Why can't we all be friends?" the Italian asked, getting three incredulous looks, "After all, we're wanted dead by everyone."
Everyone sighed. After the shell had hit Germany's truck, it had exploded. The Italian and the Russian had saved them for some reason. Now, they were all considered traitors and enemies. Life sucked for them.
"Since were stuck together," the American began, "I'm America. Nice to meet you!"
"Italy!"
"Russia."
"Germany."
"Right, so," America began, "Germany, you want to un-handcuff me?"
Germany sighed, and unlocked the cuffs, which America happily stuck in his uniform pocket. Russia just continued to smile, while Italy hummed a happy song, causing Germany to wonder if he was the only sane on there.
"What now?" Germany asked the question that every person under that bridge dreaded asking.
Russia quit smiling; suddenly realizing he was considered a traitor by his soldiers. America sighed, while Italy scooted closer to Germany.
"Well, it's obvious," America told them, getting a sparkle in his eyes, one that his glasses magnified, "We will pierce through the oppressive veil that the Nazi's have us under and escape to a land of freedom, good food, and fried chicken! We will capture every chinchilla in Russia, and from that we will create our own army, the Army of Awesomeness! This army will consist of, as I said before, Russia's chinchilla's. But it will also include the angora rabbits of Hungary! These giant fluff monsters will open up the strike for the Austrian frill-necked lizards! After them, the Yeti crabs from Italy will invade…Italy! It will cause mass pandemonium and random dancing in the streets! The Dumbo octopi will take over Germany, forcing all the Nazi's to be slaves in their watery depths. Then, we Americans will use the fainting goats to take over the rest of the world! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Then we go to Switzerland because it's neutral."
America sat down after that. The other three gave him wired looks.
"What was the last part?" Italy asked.
"Americans use fainting goat to take over the world." America shrugged.
"Nooo, after that," Italy prompted.
"We go to Switzerland," America said very slowly.
Germany grinned, "I like the sound of that."
Russia began to laugh.
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O.k. Look up fainting goats, dumbo octopus, angora rabbits, yeti crabs, frill-necked lizards, and chinchillas. They are real. Trust me on that. Next chapter, cannibals! Please review! In fact, tell me ways you want people to die, and if you don't, I'll start killing countries! Muwhahahahah! So please review!