In a time before time.
Ulbert Alain Odel was a man driven to evil by the dark desires that he could never voice aloud, for fear that the world would turn against him. Of course it was middle-schooler syndrome. As he scoured ancient knowledge in his endless search for eldritch horrors, he discovered an abomination. For you see, the Internet Archives contained a copy of the hundred lowest-rated animes in MyAnimeList, plus a collection of the worst movies ever made! A wicked thought entered his mind and corrupted it – wouldn't it be fun if he took them to Nazarick Movie Night?
Ulbert bought a cash item to transfer the data to a data crystal. Within a single minute, the rainbow crystal screen that cost the guild ten million gold coins had a gaping hole where Tabula Smaragdina had blasted it. Touch-Me was so outraged that he declared the two of them mortal enemies right then and there. Momonga had enjoyed the prank – he always seemed to love everything that people did.
As the shows continued, the guildies discussed how they would exterminate the ones responsible for these atrocities. Everyone shuddered when Bukubuchagama asked what was so bad about Boku no Pico. She was more terrifying than a raid boss- she dragged off her brother Peroronchino and had created Mare by the end of the night. This was indeed fortunate: had he seen the twenty-four episode anime adaptation of Twilight in its full glory, he would never have looked upon Shalltear Bloodfallen again. Ulbert received karmic payback when "Manos, the Hands of Fate" aired; Touchme brutally snarked that the hands motif reminded him of someone.
One of the guildies created the Neuronist so that they had a fail safe in case anyone ever pulled a stunt like that again. A few moments of torture was worth it to forget particularly traumatic memories. Momonga was often seen visiting the Neuronist afterwards, particularly whenever the devs released a particularly atrocious skin. Peroronchino in particular would visit whenever someone talked about Mare in front of him – it was as if he frightened by something in his past. A rumor was spread about Mare: he was truly the most terrifying being in Nazarick. No one ever dared to speak the words "Boku no Pico" in front of him, but it was noticed that he knew more tentacle related spells than was normal for a druid.
Nazarick was always kept clean by the maids, so eventually the videos were placed into a new home in the library among the data recording crystals.
Years passed, and Yggdrasil was nothing more than a shadow in the past. Forty of the Supreme Beings had passed on, and only Ainz Ooal Gown was left. But the videos that Ulbert had left behind remained in Nazarick, a cruel trap waiting to be sprung on a poor unsuspecting soul.
Titus Annaeus Secundus was maintaining the data recording crystals when he made a fantastic discovery: a crystal bearing the proud title "Nazarick Movie Night 2138". He immediately determined that the crystal contained movies that the Supreme Beings had made themselves, and concluded that the crystal was of the utmost historical importance. Having heard that the Floor Guardians held constant meetings in their time off to study the history of the Supreme Beings, Titus convinced Albedo to host a movie night.
Never in the history of Nazarick would the guardians be so close to rebellion.
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