.Derek worked really hard for his powers he pokes enemies and they die. he is estimated to be 4 times better than saitama cuz he wasnrt bald. one poke man one day was getting groceries when a monster attacked ''im goning to eat you'' it said.
''Oh no you dont loser.'' Derek said he pointed a finger at the monster and it died the peoples in the store cheered ''i want your autogbrah'' they said derek took outa a pen and signed there autographs ''yay im famus'' but then there was a big boom and derek ran out a big naked guy was blowing up the world
''i am storng and u will die'' there was saitama the giant guy stepped on him almost killing him. Derek poked the monster turning it do dusts.
''what happened bald guy what will i do''
''you will have to beat the monster people and do what needs to be done'' then he died derek left his body but took his costume but then derek got a call from the hero guys
''derek someone is blowing things up come quick'' so he went he poked the door down and saw some bad ugly guys hurting the hero guys
''why are you with the monsters''
''becuase they hav cool powers and kill green lolis'' derek poked the air making the monsters die
''derek yayy!'' they cheered derek got with two women and kissed them both ''i need a wife now'' he said
''stop right there'' someone said derek turned to see tatsumaki being a bitch to him derek poked her making her beat up and bloody'' plas go die loli nobody likes you'' derek threw the loli into the trash but then he got a call from the hero people ''behind you derek'' a big black dude punched him in the face but derek threw him into the sun ''ahhhhhhh'' he said derek went to the supermarket to get things he was ghungry and needed to eat things but then he saw a giant robot he took out a missile gun and fired it at the robot ''hahah you cant beat me'' but the derek poked it and destroyed the robot derek went to where the monster people were fighting and he heard booms and yells
''die monsters'' derek ped them killing them all and all the hero guys quit because they suck derek crawled fast to where people were partying and snuck in ''lets get drunk'' he said as he drank beer he got drunk and punched another loli then some muscle guy came up to him and got poked ''i hate muscle guys'' derek said derek then ran fast to his home so he could eat doritos and mountain dew becaus those are the best things ever derek then got up and poked a guy throew the game screen killing them ''woo i win derek then took out a big metal thing and opened it
''whats in here'' he said
to be continued...
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