A bit of fun I've had on my computer since "The Reichenbach Fall".
Having Dinner
From: The Woman
Til the next time,
Mr. Holmes
From: The Woman
Good morning,
Mr. Holmes
From: The Woman
Feeling better?
From: The Woman
I'm fine since you didn't ask
From: The Woman
I'm not hungry. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have
dinner.
From: The Woman
John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes
you more than I do. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
I can see tower bridge and the moon from
my room. Work out where I am and join
me.
From: The Woman
I saw you in the street today. You didn't
see me.
From: The Woman
You do know that hat actually suits you,
don't you?
From: The Woman
Oh for God's sake. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
I like your funny hat.
From: The Woman
I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a
plane, let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
You looked sexy on Crimewatch.
From: The Woman
Even you have got to eat. Let's have
dinner.
From: The Woman
BBC1 right now. You'll laugh.
From: The Woman
I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas
present.
From: The Woman
Mantelpiece.
From: The Woman
I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.
Reply:
Happy New Year.
From: The Woman
Goodbye Mr Holmes
From: The Woman
I'm very grateful. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Let me thank you. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Is it wrong that watching The Bill
reminds me of you?
From: The Woman
No Valentines? But I'm all alone. Let's
have dinner. I'll pay.
From: The Woman
I saw John with that teacher. Thought she
ditched him at Christmas?
Reply:
She did.
From: The Woman
Dartmoor's lovely this time of year.
From: The Woman
Maybe I'll stop by. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
You're always so harsh about John's
blog. I think "normal-looking" is very
apt.
From: The Woman
Sometimes I wonder why he sticks around.
But we all know that, don't we?
From: The Woman
Or do we?
From: The Woman
It's a shame John didn't write up that
kidnapped painting case. By the sounds of
it, you rather out-did yourself.
From: The Woman
Scotland Yard's secret weapon?
From: The Woman
Hope you don't get too big of an ego with
a name like that
From: The Woman
I like men with an ego. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
I think a tie would suit you. Poor kid.
From: The Woman
Let's have dinner. For old times sake.
From: The Woman
I'm not going to say please.
From: The Woman
I see an old friend is back in town. Jim always
did like shiny things
From: The Woman
My kind of man, dear Jim.
From: The Woman
Is that something we have in common, Mr. Holmes?
From: The Woman
Judging by the paper, it looks to be, Mr. Witness.
Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Be careful.
From: The Woman
Does John mind sharing you?
From: The Woman
Does he know?
From: The Woman
Would he be jealous?
Reply:
Of what?
From: The Woman
So he doesn't know. I thought so.
From: The Woman
Let's have dinner. We can discuss the trial.
From: The Woman
London's boring without you. Join me.
From: The Woman
Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Something's wrong. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
What are you doing?
From: The Woman
He's not going to stop. Let me help. Let's
have dinner.
From: The Woman
You can't protect John from this, Mr. Holmes.
Reply:
I can try.
From: The Woman
He's not stupid. He'll know something's wrong.
From: The Woman
Albania is really quite nice for a holiday. Know
any locals?
From: The Woman
You're not dead. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Does John know?
Reply:
No.
From: The Woman
My, my. We are shutting the poor dog out.
How long is he going to be kept in the kennel?
From: The Woman
Thought you'd be more responsive with
dear John out of the picture. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
You can't do this on your own. Let's have
dinner.
From: The Woman
Your brother really is quite the planner,
isn't he? Maybe I'll hire him for a wedding.
From: The Woman
Or you could have him do another funeral. John's
looking awfully mopey all by himself.
From: The Woman
Happy Anniversary. Year one. Paper.
Reply:
That's marriage.
From: The Woman
I don't care. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
I'm in Moscow. Red clay and snow. Solve
the puzzle and let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
I saw John today. It's been months. He didn't
see me.
From: The Woman
He was with a woman. She's nice. Blonde,
pretty. Short. Not his usual type, is it?
Reply:
Stop it.
From: The Woman
He won't wait forever, Mr. Holmes.
From: The Woman
I, however, might. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
You looked sexy in Marsaille.
From: The Woman
John's gotten thinner. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
No response for my poem? I worked
hard on it.
From: The Woman
There's no updates on the blog. I am
beginning to think he may actually
have liked you more than me.
From: The Woman
We can't have that. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Moran's a bit scary. Let's have dinner.
Reply:
You know Moran?
From: The Woman
I know what he likes.
Reply:
Which is what?
From: The Woman
It seems you and Moran have similar
taste in men. I do hope the good doctor
locked his doors.
From: The Woman
Or at least closed the curtains.
From: The Woman
Did you bring the hat with you?
From: The Woman
I hope so. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
You must look gorgeous without that big
coat. All lean. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Dropped by Baker Street today. New
tenants. I told you he wouldn't wait.
From: The Woman
I can't watch out for John all the time.
There's only so many times I can safely
guide him out of harms way.
From: The Woman
I'm doing all I can.
Reply:
Do better. It's the new sexy.
From: The Woman
You're a bad man, Mr. Holmes. Let's have
dinner.
From: The Woman
I wonder if John even misses you anymore.
How long has been now? Twenty-two months?
From: The Woman
I miss you. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Happy Anniversary. I wonder what John got
you. The flowers last year were lovely.
From: The Woman
What's two years again? Cotton or straw?
Reply:
That's still a marriage.
From: The Woman
I still don't care. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
To celebrate.
From: The Woman
I haven't seen that woman in a while.
John seems awfully lonely.
From: The Woman
Does that help?
Reply:
Yes.
From: The Woman
Thought so. You can thank me for my
efforts later. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
You're so close. Can't you come home
now?
From: The Woman
London misses you.
From: The Woman
John misses you.
From: The Woman
I miss you. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Be careful. Moran's a dangerous man.
Reply:
So am I.
From: The Woman
Oh, I believe you. When you're done, let's
have dinner.
From: The Woman
John saw me today. Had to jump two
taxis to get shot of him. He really is
most persistent. I can see why you
like him.
From: The Woman
Just had the most delightful Danish.
Come and share with me?
From: The Woman
John was on Crimewatch today. Looks
like he doesn't need you to keep the business
going.
From: The Woman
ITV, if you can. He looks rather
dashing in blue.
From: The Woman
Taxis are boring. And my driver is
an idiot.
From: The Woman
Coming up on two and a half years now.
Your hair must be all curly again by now.
From: The Woman
Do try not to cut it again. Let's have
dinner.
From: The Woman
If you're not going to tell him, I will.
Reply:
Not yet.
From: The Woman
This isn't fair on him, you know.
From: The Woman
It's actually quite sad. The poor man.
From: The Woman
Even if you come back, he won't forgive you.
You may never get your friend back.
Reply:
But he'll live.
From: The Woman
Will it be worth it if he isn't yours at the
end of this?
Reply:
You always did let sentiment have too
much of a say.
From: The Woman
And you never gave it any. No wonder
John stopped missing you.
From: The Woman
I wouldn't miss you.
From: The Woman
That's not true. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
I'm not going to say sorry.
From: The Woman
You have the most adorable pout, you
know. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
Don't care what Italy says, New York
has the best pizza. Let's have dinner.
From: The Woman
That woman is back. I can't block all his
calls.
From: The Woman
Happy Anniversary. Three years. Leather,
I do believe.
Reply:
Moran's dead.
From: The Woman
Thought so. Let's have dinner. I'll pay.
From: The Woman
How on earth did you manage to charge
a ticket to London on my card?
From: The Woman
You really are quite extraordinary, Mr. Holmes.
Reply:
You did say you'd pay.
From: The Woman
Oh, you are wicked.
From: The Woman
So, what now? Back home to husband
dearest? I doubt John will be as welcoming
as you hope.
From: The Woman
Be slow with him. It's been a long time for
him.
Reply:
It's been a long time for
me, too.
From: The Woman
But you're different. You don't care.
From: The Woman
Or at least, not the way John did.
Reply:
Did?
From: The Woman
It's been a long time, Mr. Holmes.
From: The Woman
You have a lot of ground to make up.
From: The Woman
Welcome home. Let's have dinner.
Reply:
I've got plans.
From: The Woman
I won't tell if you don't. Let's have
dinner.
From: The Woman
You're welcome.
From: The Woman
If John hits you, do remember you
deserve it.
From: The Woman
If he kisses you, make sure to
remember you don't deserve it.
Reply:
Why would he do that?
From: The Woman
Why do you care?
From: The Woman
Sentiment isn't always for the losing
side, Mr. Holmes.
From: The Woman
You are allowed to have something other
than that gorgeous brain of yours.
From: The Woman
If John turns you down, I'll still be here.
From: The Woman
Let's have dinner.
This number is no longer in service.
From: BLOCKED
So John bought you a new phone.
I told you he'd be jealous.
Because texting is fun. And Irene Adler is wonderful. And we all know John would jealous if Irene had known and he didn't.