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Brutal Legend is Copyright of Double Fine and EA (as well as all the characters and creations from it) so I claim no ownership or hope to gain any money with this work. Original characters made by me are, thus, mine and can't be used without permission.
Characters from Double Fine and EA:
Eddie R.
Doviculus.
Ophelia.
Many more… (Updated as they appear)
Characters Owned by me:
G.F
Killer
Machine Brothers (Gun and Barrel)
Tanzar
Lando
Aria
Many more… (Updated as they appear)
Creations Owned by me:
Thunder Horse
Many more… (Updated as they appear)
Rating:
M because of many kinds of mature content, a lot of fouled mouths and probably sex crazy demons and sex crazy things between them and humans if I get carried away… Well not many, only some.
Metallic Introduction
It was a fucking dark day man; I remember it because after a few months with Brutal Legend going around and the time for the first Brutalizer had come. What is the Brutalizer? It is the fucking awesomeness in the world dude! The BEST Metal bands join in a big tour that goes across the glove for two months with the best songs they have! I would have liked to see it instead of dying of course.
Who am I? Call me G.F, ok? I was going from Spain where I was hoped to have my vacations this summer to Germany to be in that fucking event, you know? A Spaniard friend of mine joined for the ride in the last second (he got the money by fucking chance) and we got ourselves the most heavy things we had on store simply to go there and DESTROY THE WORLD. Well, we did dream a lot.
A lot of people took both the game of Brutal Legend as well as the same bird as us to fly towards Germany. No one knew the location because only one company in every country had the information (luckily those companies where the ones most commonly seen around) to get the people there as a brutal surprise. I remember seeing people that had attire from black metal, death metal and heavy metal alike (As well as some awesome fights when two groups collided). Everyone seemed nervous and left the differences asides only to get into the plane and ready for the best fucking week ever in the damned world.
The only thing that was common after getting in the plane was the people snoring like pigs… We were one of the last bunches and as such we got the flight at night to arrive around morning if there were no problems. I remember saying to my friend PK (Player Killer, or simply Killer) "Dude, we got lucky to come. Do you think there could be something better in the world?"
To say the truth, he never got the chance to answer as a girl clad in red in a more or less BDSM fashion got up from the seat beside me and tore her fucking face off showing a huge face full of teeth that only left two dark red orbs for anyone to see. What surprised me more was not the lack of screams or fear for the life, but that everyone got weapons to fight the fucker off.
"There is something better sweety" The thing said as everyone got closer… they all stopped when two new arms sprouted from her back with one bloody bone guitar each "The doom of all of you stupid mortals!"
I got up and tried to kick her before she did anything. Why? DO YOU SEE IT NORMAL THAT SOMEONE FUCKING TORES OFF HER (or his) FUCKING BODY APART TO MAKE TWO NEW ARMS AND GUITARS? IF the answer is yes, please, don't fucking talk to me… EVER.
Well the thing is that she was pretty much a tad faster than me… And a tad better armed too I must say because she kicked me back cutting me fucking body in two! I think I screamed something like "I can't feel my fucking legs!" before I blacked out with a song I couldn't recognize in the background and, then, the fucking mother of all explosions.