A Tolkienite's Twelve Days of Christmas:

Twelve bales of pipeweed

Eleven dwarves a-mining

Ten elves a-singing

Nine ring-wraiths riding

Eight cakes of lembas

Seven Palantiri

Six Orcs a-mangling

FIVE ISTARI

Four hobbits drinking

Three Silmarils

Two Wargs a-howling

And Legolas in an apron.