Author's Note: This is what results of boredom and not being able to sleep for three hours at night.
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Chaos (at the Bar)
Night One: Brothers
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The Night Before . . .
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Itachi and Sasuke were at the bar. Their drinking contest to prove who was better had resulted in spending thousands of dollars on sake.
The amount of empty sake bottles went from two to twenty-two, and the brothers became . . . drunk.
"You know, brother," Sasuke said, highly drunk, "I love you, brother!" He slammed his fist down.
"No brother," Itachi replied, "You can't love me because I love you!"
"But, brother, I love you bestestly!"
"I'm bestester than you!"
"But I love you!" Sasuke yelled, tossing a bottle on the floor.
"And I love you, brother! So I am bestestest!" Itachi screamed, with all the people in the bar staring at them.
"I do it bestester brother because I love you!"
"No! That's not fair because I love you more and bestester forever and ever with no takebacks!" Itachi shouted, pointing at his brother.
"You cheated, brother! I still love you bestest though!"
The bartender came out of the back, curious as to what the ruckus was. He saw the two Uchiha brothers sitting at the bar, going back and forth.
"But brother, I love you to the end of the bar and back because I'm a good bigger broth-" Itachi almost finished his drunken sentence as the bartender interrupted.
"Are you two alright?"
Itachi and Sasuke looked at each other and simultaneously threw their hands up and screamed, "We're in love!"
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. . . and the Moring After . . .
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Itachi groaned. He felt his throbbing head and looked down. Sasuke was snoring and grasping onto Itachi's leg, so he kicked him off. "D*mn you, brother. It was your idea to come here."
Itachi stood up, falling around dizzily, as Sasuke awoke as well. He attempted to stand, but fell back over as Itachi tripped over a barstool.
"Bartender!" he screamed, as the man came out from the back. "What happened last night?"
"You really wanna know?" the bartender replied.
"Probably not. How much do I owe you?"
The bartender handed him the bill. Itachi's jaw dropped. "Fifty-seven sakes? Three thousaned dollars?"
Sasuke stood up, put up his hand, and fell backwards. "Now I know who drank the most . . ." Itachi thought to himself.
Itachi made his way to exit the bar, stepping over his brother.
The bartender called out, "Should I just put it on his tab?"
Itachi turned quickly. "He has a f*cking tab?" Itachi paused for a moment. "Yeah, and give me another sake," he said as he walked back in and sat at the bar.
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End of Night One
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Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed the first night of "Chaos", and if you wish you can review and leave a request for another group of people to get drunk. It's very fun writing what they would do . . .