If there is life, there is a God. For all life must be created by something. Earth, while arguably the ugliest or prettiest planet, is no exception. The planet and it's life forms are governed by a God. For the most part, this God is simply know as God. Now, you have to understand that being a God isn't all that great. Everything was given instincts and the ability to evolve. With those two things, the living creatures can take care of themselves and don't need a God's interference. Needless to say, God-ship is a very boring occupation.

So what is an all ruling being of power do with such a boring job? Why, that's why we're here folks. Earth's God has made a multiple series show that is loved by his fellows, some call it the soup opera to rule all soap operas, and we're here to interview him. Shall we?

So God, tell us about your show.

"Well, my fellow Gods of the surrounding planets and I thought it would be fun to take some of their life forms, kill them off in a dramatic and exciting way, and have them reborn on Earth, my planet. Unfortunately, after the kill off it was very boring. As babies and children they were very unexciting.

"We were disappointed, which is understandable of course. So when they were all teens, we threw in a couple talking cats."

A talking cat is good and all God, but it doesn't seem like it would make a very good series, let alone multiple ones.

"We thought on that. The talking cat was the catalyst for my uglier species to start attacking.

See, the cat gives Moon, the main character, power words that Moon needs to fight Voids, as we'll call my ugly species."

Power words?

"Yes, Moon, and over time the others, say these power words and after a gymnastic like display while sparkling, they all wear cute little magical sailor school girls outfits. It is quite entertaining, though the transformation can get a little redundant, which is why we changed it every season."

Was it hard to keep Moon and the others from dieing?

"Very. We've had to conveniently trip them many times. I even had to bring in one of my past Princes' to save them. It added in more drama so we weren't annoyed for too long. Plus, we got quite a few panty shots out of it."

…Right…Do they ever get suspicious?

"Nope! The still seem to believe it's all them."

Don't your viewers ever get bored with watching the same thing all the time?

"They probably would, but we throw surprises in all the time to keep them interested. Like in the second season, we gave my Prince selective amnesia. Of course, he was still needed to save the others, so instead of just locking the memories away, we took them out of my Prince and put them Into their own physical body. The 'memories' went around saving the others while my Prince stayed clueless for most of the season."

That does sound interesting.

"Oh yes. And of course every season we change the bad guys and the reason they're attacking. And every few seasons or so we brought in a new group to add to the old one. We don't do that often though, there were only so many planets that went along with the plan."

Brilliant. I heard you also brought in someone from the future.

"We did, Moon's offspring. It was such a delightful little twist."

You seem to enjoy throwing things at your shows subjects.

"It's so much fun, you just don't know what you're missing."

I'm sure I don't God. Is there anything else you would like to add?"

"Absolutely. Watch my show! It's guaranteed to be the best you ever see, whether as a normal show or a soap opera, this one rules!"

Well you heard him, it's a show to watch.

Now that you know the why and the how, we will end this interview on the hit show, Sailor Moon.

THE END